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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 04:28 PM
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I'm thinking of a CAPTION between "a**hat" and "total zero"
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Demit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 04:33 PM
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1. "I'm tryin' to think but nothing happens!"
--with apologies to Curly.
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Peachhead22 Donating Member (798 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 04:38 PM
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2. A hushed voice in the background says:
"Um, Mr. President...sir, you can't do a Vulcan mind meld with yourself."
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kanrok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 04:38 PM
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3. This is how I used to salute
when I was an airplane pilot...cool, huh?
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fob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 04:40 PM
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4. "Dick? Come in Dick. Condi? Karen Huge? Karl? Anyone? I'm dyin'
out here..."
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dean_dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 04:41 PM
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5. "Man, bullshitting the American people makes my head hurt."
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 04:43 PM
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6. Now if I was a horsey with blinders on which a lot of people are about...
Social Security <waits for laugh> (Laughter*) I would only see what in front of me not what is beside me.....

*from official Whhite House transcript.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-11-05 04:44 PM
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7.  He has a Paul Lynde thing going on there
Edited on Fri Mar-11-05 04:50 PM by underpants
Strange
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