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koneko Donating Member (628 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 07:20 PM
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Punxatawny Phil's days are numbered
My friends in Boston & I are joking about driving down there & yankin that furry groundhog out & forcing him to sit thru the extra weeks of winter he's consigned us to.

I love snow, but this is enough already. . .
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 07:21 PM
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1. Rat poison should do it.
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 07:40 PM
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6. hey, do you work at the National Zoo?
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CatBoreal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 07:21 PM
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2. Yeah....
I'm thinking of making myself some Wyarton Willie Soup!
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achtung_circus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 07:27 PM
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4. Wiarton.
And a few years ago the rocket surgeons responsible for his well being designed and built a new burrow for him that drowned him.

I'm not sure they need help.
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CatBoreal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 07:34 PM
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5. Whoops....
It's late. I'm tired.

Still want to make some soup.
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 07:26 PM
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3. I'd like to see someone take a shovel to that fucking rodent.
Oops, did I just say that??? }(
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 07:41 PM
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7. Shovels have 1001 uses too.
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-08-05 07:46 PM
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8. I'd support a war against Phil.
And we'd create thousands of Amurkan jobs manufacturing super-mini weapons and shrinking rays so we could go in with full mini-force!

We can only hope it would be over in a few weeks, that tree stump has many a crevice.

God bless Amurka.
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