If you had a stoat, what would you name it?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

Poll question: If you had a stoat, what would you name it?

[AntiCoup2K4]

1. Guinness

Guinness Extra Stoat :beer:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. I love it!

:toast:

[Maine-ah]

22. very appropriate

http://doon.mayo-ireland.ie/istoat.html

[GoddessOfGuinness]

30. Bahahaha! Check this out!

Let's try one more time:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v189/bjanna/GuinnessStoat.bmp

[Dogmudgeon]

2. Syphilis

Or "Phil" for short.

--p!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. Middle name Sophisticate?

:D

[Dogmudgeon]

11. Or just "Sophist"

It's easier to spell and more sarcastic, which comes in handy when dealing with those smug, know-it-all, ordinary pets.

B-)

--p!

[jdots]

4. Hoagy

or Elvira Stoat what is your Stoat's name ?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. I'd go with Stanislav

though I love AntiCoup's idea!

[NV Whino]

7. Bob

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. Those sharp little teeth could definitely do some

bobbing! :D

[Vanje]

8. Trouser King!

For more information, Google "ferret-legging"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. That is seriously sick!

That's even dumber than the skunk biting the guy's wienie.

[Vanje]

36. Is it really any worse than....

....riding bulls ?
I live in cowboy country, where the ultimate in machismo is demonstrated by staying on a 2000 lb raging bull for 8 seconds before it tosses you onto your unhelmeted head and screws you into the ground with 6 foot spread of horns.

And THATs a GOOD ride!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

38. That's sick too...

I don't think I could stomach watching a bullfight. Especially if they kill the bull...

[Anarcho-Socialist]

9. I would name the stoat "Prince Geronimo-Ramses the Ninth" n/t

[GoddessOfGuinness]

24. It'd take you half the night to call him to dinner!

:D

[Archae]

12. I'd name it Oscar.

:D

[GoddessOfGuinness]

20. I hope it wouldn't make him grouchy!

Especially if he engaged in ferret-legging!

[TyeDye75]

13. Plato

I dont know why but Ive always wanted a pet called plato

[GoddessOfGuinness]

21. Plato Platypus has a ring to it.

Or Plato Porcupine,perhaps...

[realisticphish]

15. I would call him George

and I would hug him and squeeze him

[GoddessOfGuinness]

23. As long as his middle name isn't

W. :D

[ScreamingMeemie]

16. White Fang.

:hi:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

25. I wonder if you have to brush their teeth?

I've never owned one...

[ScreamingMeemie]

26. I wouldn't be going near them.

:hi:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

35. Help you on laundry day, he will...

[northzax]

17. can I get 1000 of them?

cause then their collective name would be "Stoat Coat"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

27. Be careful that the coat doesn't wrap itself around you

too tightly...

[loudestchick]

18. Kitty treat! n/t

[GoddessOfGuinness]

29. Maybe, but I'll bet a stoat

would make kitty suffer for his treat.

[Stop_the_War]

19. Stanislav

[GoddessOfGuinness]

31. My fave, too!

:beer:

[SOteric]

28. "Randy"

Of course.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

33. Actually, SOteric would make a good name...

Don't you think? :)

[edbermac]

32. Eric the stoat...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

34. That's almost like

SOteric...

[AlCzervik]

37. Angelo

[Cuban_Liberal]

39. Sheldon.

I've always wanted to own a stoat names Sheldon.