Christina Aguilera can sing !

[steve2470]

That's what I've read and heard, anyway. Any dissenting opinions ?

[HeyManThatsCool]

1. She can sing like nobodies business- but shes still a slutty gal

[CatWoman]

2. so can Troy McClure

Troy: I can siiiiiing!


Female Nurse Ape: Ooh, help me Dr. Zaius!
Apes:
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Oh... Dr. Zaius
Ape: Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.

Troy: What's wrong with me?
Zaius: I think you're crazy.
Troy: Want a second opinion.
Zaius: You're also lazy.

Apes:
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius

Oh... Dr. Zaius
Ape: Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.

Troy: Can I play the piano anymore?
Zaius: Of course you can.
Troy: Well I couldn't before!


"You'll Never Make a Monkey Out of Me"

Troy:
I hate every ape I see
From chimpan-a to chimpan-zee
No you'll never make a monkey out of me

Oh my God, I was wrong
It was Earth all along
You've finally made a monkey

Apes: Yes we've finally made a monkey

Troy: Yes you've finally made a monkey out of me
Apes: Yes we've finally made a monkey out of you

Troy: I love you, Dr. Zaius!

[FrankBooth]

3. I saw her on SNL a few years back

she has pipes. I'm not really into that style of music, but she blows cardboard cutouts and lip synchers like Britney away.