An essay on Matcom's liquor cabinet

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The subject of Matcom's liquor cabinet is a controversial issue. At first glance Matcom's liquor cabinet may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, Matcom's liquor cabinet is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that Matcom's liquor cabinet is rarely given rational consideration by so called 'babies', who just don't like that sort of thing. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into Matcom's liquor cabinet.

Social Factors

Society begins and ends with Matcom's liquor cabinet. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' <1> , they could have been making a reference to Matcom's liquor cabinet, but probably not. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, Matcom's liquor cabinet provides standards by which we may judge our selves.

Status, Security, Fame - Matcom's liquor cabinet, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to Matcom's liquor cabinet, again and again.

Economic Factors

Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. Of course, Matcom's liquor cabinet fits perfectly into the Custard-Not-Mustard model, as is standard in this case.

Housing Prices
....................Matcom's liquor cabinet

There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. It goes with out saying that housing prices, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by Matcom's liquor cabinet due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - playing with a puppy and singing with a blackbird.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of the famous political Francis Woodpecker 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' <2> Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of Matcom's liquor cabinet, his words cannot be over-looked. History tells us that Matcom's liquor cabinet will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.
The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow Matcom's liquor cabinet to win our vote?

Conclusion

To reiterate, Matcom's liquor cabinet is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It brings peace, it stimulates and never hides.

Let's finish with a thought from star Denzel Travolta: 'It's been nice educating you.' <3>


<1> Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records

<2> Woodpecker - Serving The Greats - 1990 Palmerston House Publishing

<3> Your guide to Matcom's liquor cabinet - Issue 98 - T36 Publishing



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[MikeG]

1. Hey!! Where's he keep the frickin ice?

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2. Go to his house this weekend and find out!

But don't pretend to be Will Pitt, or you won't be let in.

:-)

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3. Just in case MATCOM didn't see this yet

[underpants]

4. Kick for all the work

with the uh essay generator

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5. OMG, I thought my fingers were gonna fall off from the typing!

And doing the research - oy vey!! Don't talk to me about it.

I bet that took me...just considering the reading, the typing, the time spent in thought, the writing and rewriting, the peer reviews, bouncing it off other people, rewriting again, making the graph... I bet that took me 30 seconds. At least!!

No, I'm series!!

[roguevalley]

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