I am da_chimperor's Russian mail order bride, ask me something

[RevolutionaryActs]

I need some fun after lurking, posting and then lurking some more in GD. :hi:

[Huckebein the Raven]

1. What city are you from ?

and do you have a sister ? :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. Not telling, and no

:P

But if you play your cards right you can be my man on the side! :P

[Huckebein the Raven]

Cheers

:toast:

[JimmyJazz]

2. Kak vas za voot?

(really bad phonetic russian)

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. What is my name? My name is Ivanna Touchyorbut

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

20. Zamyechatyelna!

[xmas74]

5. Why would you punish yourself so?

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. What? Are you talking bad about chimpy-poo????

:o

[da_chimperor]

9. So, shall we have the duel at your place or mine?

:D

[xmas74]

She punished herself

by going to GD in the first place.
BTW-I used to be pretty good w/ a compound bow. Wanna find out?:hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. Ooohhhh you're talking about me going to GD!

Oooooooooooh I get it now! :hi:

[xmas74]

30. Yes. What were you thinking...

and after I read an earlier thread, I got dragged in there too!:spank:
Now, what is this going on between the two of you?
He is talking about a duel with compound bows at dawn.
I wanna know if this is worth it, since I don't want a mail-order bride.

[RevolutionaryActs]

34. I thought you meant because I was his mail order bride

HAHAHA!

Hey... you got yourself into that duel. I'm not getting in the middle of it! :P

[xmas74]

39. No more duel!

The good news is-you're getting ice cream. The bad news.......I'll let him break it to you.:evilgrin:

[da_chimperor]

21. I still am good with a compound bow

Ehhh, so she got involved in GD? Hmmm . . .

[xmas74]

27. Compound bows are great!

I think that I might buy one this spring.

And yes, she did get involved in GD. What steps will you take now?

[da_chimperor]

32. Probably some mild disciplining

and then ice cream. :D

[xmas74]

What kind of ice cream?

[da_chimperor]

42. Pistachio and/or rocky road.

[xmas74]

45. That's cool.

Save some pistachio for me.

[RevolutionaryActs]

41. Oh?

Kinky! :o

[da_chimperor]

49. Yes, it IS!

:evilgrin:

[Fenris]

6. Zdravstvujte!

:hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

11. uh............back at you?

:think:

[Fenris]

17. For a mail order Russian bride your Russian sucks!

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. In order to fit in, I wiped my brain of all Russian, so now I only speak

English. :think:

[Fenris]

26. That makes sense. People can't tell, but my mother-tongue is Armenian.

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. Really? Speak Armenian to me... you sexy beast!

:P

[Fenris]

31. Tarkmanich em uzum!

Translation: "I want an interpreter!"

[RevolutionaryActs]

36. HAHAHA! Me too

:P

[Fenris]

43. Unek zukarani tukht?

Translation: "Do you have toilet paper?":D

[RevolutionaryActs]

47. Why?

Are we going to go TP GD? Rock on.

[JimmyJazz]

29. ne-ploha. Kak deyla?

(Did I mention that I hate phonetic Russian)

[Sanity Claws]

8. What was your wedding night like?

Could he ... perform?

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. It has yet to come!

I'm still in the mail.

[Huckebein the Raven]

18. Fedex or UPS ?

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. UPS!

[Sanity Claws]

19. Oh --- can you share your fantazies

of your wedding night? Do you think he'll make it a foursome with Pickles and Condi? I think Condi might be game, but not Pickles.

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. AHHH jesus! Not THAT chimp!

:puke:

[Sanity Claws]

35. What chimp?

If not the Emperor Chimp, then who? His daddy? His Uncle Buck?

[RevolutionaryActs]

38. The one up there! Posting...

the one who is NOT married to pickles! :scared:

[Sanity Claws]

44. So sorry Madam!

Enjoy your wedding night! I'll drink a vodka toast to your happiness

[RevolutionaryActs]

48. Thank you!

:hi:

[jdots]

10. is chimp as sexy in real life ?

you are soooooo lucky,is Condi fun ? can you send me some of Karl's underpants ?

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

OH MY FUCKING GAWD NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *screams*

[Bok_Tukalo]

13. Where does that highway lead to?

<eom>

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. Yonder, to green fields

[Bok_Tukalo]

24. Figures

I was hoping it lead to the heart of The City; bustling, bold, unapologetic, urban oasis in a sea of bland green chicken farms and ponds with ohsofuckingcute little boys on the bank angling catfish with a cane pole.

[Huckebein the Raven]

33. so when I steal you away from the da_chimp

shall we live in Paris or London ?

:evilgrin:

[da_chimperor]

37. Actually, we're going to live in Amsterdam

that and i'm almost right there anyway. :shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

40. Paris please

And can we have a vacation house in Provence? With a lavender field?

[Huckebein the Raven]

46. Sure