need help destroying women's clothing before the cops arrive

[McKenzie]

bloody nylon...I tried burning it but it just melts and it stinks like nobody's business. Damned nosey neighbours...I should have closed the curtains before I put those stockings on accidentally discovered a box of my sister's old clothes and started rummaging through them in full view of the Jehovah's Witnesses who live next door.

[zbdent]

1. I dunno, you did kinda look sexy

in those fishnet stockings, and the whip, and the

never mind . . .

[McKenzie]

2. strictly speaking...you have the wrong end of the stick

aaargh. OK, I'll slink off in shame...

BTW, those suspender thingies are really difficult to fix to the stockings.

[zbdent]

3. Been there, done that

had the therapy sessions . . .

[McKenzie]

4. Me too...odd thing is my therapist only accepts cash

wierd...

[Redstone]

5. That was so God Damn funny

my cheekbones hurt from laughing.

Redstone