Woman Cut Off Boyfriend's Penis, Flushed It Down Toilet

[matcom]

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ANCHORAGE -- Police in Alaska say a woman upset about an impending break-up with her boyfriend cut off his penis and flushed it down a toilet.

Utility workers recovered the severed body part and surgeons reattached it.

The woman is charged with first-degree assault, domestic violence and tampering with evidence. She's being held without bail pending arraignment Monday.

Police in Anchorage say the couple argued Saturday night. But at some point they decided to have sex and the man agreed to have his arms tied above their bed.

After the attack, police say the woman untied the man and drove him to the hospital. Officers arriving later at the couple's home found the woman cleaning up the bloody scene.

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[yvr girl]

1. I guess 'make up sex' is only good if it's genuine

yikes.

[bleedingheart]

2. Dumb man and woman

sorry but you don't let the woman you are breaking up with tie your arms up during sex.......

dumb dumb dumb....

and no one ...absolutely no one is worth going to jail over....she is an idiot.

[yvr girl]

3. Also, it gives a whole new meaning to I don't know where

you (it) has been.

Having something that has been flushed down the toilet re-attached to your body. Can we say infection.

[ProudToBeLiberal]

4. umm would a reattached penis reach it's full potential?

I'm just asking...:shrug:

[Cooley Hurd]

5. oooooooouch!

Shouldn't she be charged with attempted murder? I'd imagine that his blood loss could've been fatal...x(

[RagingInMiami]

6. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

[Freebird12004]

7. ~now~ that wasn't very friendly

hhhmmmmm a real "sore looser" for sure

[AtLiberty]

8. Let's guess...

...who this couple voted for president!

[punpirate]

9. "Helllllooo... welcome to...

... the Lorena Bobbitt Clinic for Conjugal Dysfunction...."

[highnooner]

11. Note to self:

Do not do bondage.

[matcom]

10. "Detachable Penis"

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.



This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[KittyWampus]

14. King Missile! Sad Note- The Kiev Is No Longer Around... Used To Be

a great place on the lower east side where you could get great eastern European food for real cheap.

[kodi]

12. can i assume that this is why ted sizemore carries a spare?

.

[Beer Snob-50]

13. can anyone say really dumb man....

i thought it was bad when an old girlfriend gave me a handjob and the diamond on her finger slipped around and she ended up shredding my little general. (we were both a little intoxicated at the time)