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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 10:43 PM
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Why Does It Take So Many Sperm To Fertilize One Egg?
Cause the sperm refuses to ask for directions!

Bad joke I just heard... sorry.
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 10:46 PM
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1. It's a favorite bad joke of mine, actually
:D
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John Q. Citizen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 10:55 PM
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2. Oh yeah? Well how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!
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regnaD kciN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 11:11 PM
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3. And how many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?
THAT'S "COLLEGE WOMEN," AND THAT'S NOT FUNNY, EITHER!!!!!

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John Q. Citizen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 11:21 PM
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5. So how many Teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?
Five!

Got a problem with that?
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-05 11:24 AM
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7. How Many Freepers Does It Take Change A Light Bulb?
Two-

One to do the job
One to guard the porta-potty
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 11:13 PM
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4. There's one for each mood the egg might be in
/just made that up
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 11:28 PM
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6. That's Pretty Good!
:)
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DinahMoeHum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-05 11:29 AM
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8. The egg is very very picky. . .just like most women. . .
and it won't settle for just any sperm that comes its way.


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