Hi my name is Rabrrrrrr and I'm your non-gender-specific wait-unit tonight

[Rabrrrrrr]

Tonight we have Filet of Beef in a casa blanca war criminal sauce or the veal patchoulli in a civil liberties reduction sauce with roasted rounds of fuck you and a pyramid of pureed cia operative outings ala benedict arnold.

For dessert, you can choose our First Lady Prozac Brulee or the Death By Wellstoning Chocolate Mousse.

Might I suggest a pre-dinner drink, such as the vintage 9-11 LIHOP Pinot Noir, or a glass of a fine 65 year old single malt, such as our peaty Nazi Profiteering Prescott? Or perhaps your usual dry Martini with a garnish of detainment without legal counsel?

[Mikimouse]

1. Can I have a side order of...

fiddle-while-America-burns heads with picanosa a la * sauce?

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Of course, sir. Excellent choice.

And for mada'am, might I suggest she go with the Barbara Bush blanc stare with ritual hand washing?

[Redstone]

3. Does the First Lady Prozac Brulee come with

a Parliament Menthol garnish? If so, I'll take two.

Redstone

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Of course. I will inform the chef, and I shall bring you two.

[Redstone]

5. Thank you, but if I if it's not too much trouble

I'd also like the Free Republic Mixed Nuts on the side as well.

Redstone

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Absolutely. It would be wrong without them.

Right away, sir.

[Redstone]

7. My compliments to the chef...

The Falluja Flambe was exquisite, as was the Jerk Chickenhawk.

Redstone