Study: Lobsters still delicious

[da_chimperor]

More at 11, now to Rick for the weather. :freak:



edit: added super-delicious lobster pic

[Ezlivin]

1. New study indicates that humans feel no pain when eating lobster

Recently completed studies done at the University of Red Lobster indicate that humans feel no pain when eating delicious lobsters.

Researchers indicated, however, that more studies need to be done.

[Lavender Brown]

3. protective gear recommended while researching

[da_chimperor]

5. Scientists still disagree, however, how much butter should be used

when eating lobster. They are evenly split between the 'drizzle' and the 'holy fucking shit, that's a lot of butter' camps.

[Bluzmann57]

2. And in the weather today

"It's going to be cloudy unless the sun comes out. Now back to you on that fascinating lobster study". What is this, fox news? Sure sounds like it.

[datasuspect]

9. fox lobster report

SOME PEOPLE ARE SAYING that lobster tails mixed with mango slices in a nice salad with a tangy/buttery lemon sauce is actually very good. this cannot mean anything good for out-of-touch democratic whackjobs on capitol hill.

[loudestchick]

4. If life gives you lemons--squeeze them on lobsters.

[datasuspect]

10. you know

your quip just gave me sweet infusion of hope.

my blackened, evil heart thanks you.

[sugarmags]

6. Rock Lobster

ROCK LOBSTER - B52's

We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam

Down, down

Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'

Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Muscles flexin'
Flippers flippin'

Down, down

Let rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'
Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhale
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!

[Solon]

7. No offense, but I can't agree with that....

"Roaches of the Sea" :puke:

[da_chimperor]

8. "Roaches of the Land" can also be delicious

but they require more extensive preparation. :D


Mmmmm, yummy!

[Solon]

11. Thats. Just. WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!! n/t

[da_chimperor]

12. It's a Madagascar hissing cockroach. It hisses even more when you cook it.

:evilgrin:

[Solon]

13. I don't eat invertabrates as a general rule...

and I'm keeping to that rule as much as possible, and I've seen those hissing roaches before, they are pretty big, fucking sick!!!!!! :puke:

[da_chimperor]

14. I've had chili-lime grasshoppers before. Pretty tasty.

So I guess that means more oysters and squid for me! :D

[Solon]

15. Your welcome to them...

For seafood, I prefer Catfish and Trout myself. :)

[da_chimperor]

16. Cool, we have a deal then

:D

[Worst Username Ever]

17. Literally.

I had to take a break from lobster for awhile (I am over it). They are, quite literally, large cockroaches. They eat carbage, fecal matter, etc (anything they can digest), including mercury, fuel, etc. The meat in their body is therefore comprised of these things. They are roaches. And delicious.