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bloom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-05 08:59 AM
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My dog is a more reliable source of news than Ann Coulter.
At least I trust her.

She doesn't exaggerate.

And she always means well.

She doesn't hate all the liberals, that's for sure.



(And I'm not saying Ann Coulter is a dog - she's not up to dog status yet).

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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-05 09:04 AM
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1. Probably better looking too
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Seabiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-05 09:11 AM
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2. The doves in my back yard are a more reliable source of news too...
Edited on Sun Feb-13-05 09:11 AM by Seabiscuit
And a hell of a lot easier on the eyes and ears. Fair and balanced, too. Truly neutral.
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bloom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-05 09:43 AM
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3. Sand hill cranes are better weather indicators than groundhogs.
Groundhogs are probably more reliable than Ann Coulter.
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bleedingheart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-05 09:45 AM
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4. coulter is a cockroach...
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-05 10:18 AM
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7. Please
don't insult roaches that way. Cockroaches are noble, beautiful, intelligent creatures compared to Ann Coulter.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-05 09:46 AM
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5. Well, what does your dog say about the Iraqi elections?
Now being reported in LBN?

I'd far rather hear her take than "that thing of whom I refuse to speak."
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bloom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-05 09:57 AM
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6. She (my dog) hasn't been to Iraq
Edited on Sun Feb-13-05 09:59 AM by bloom
so she only knows what I tell her (Of course I only know what I know based on sites that I read that I more or less trust).


Ann Coulter probably hasn't been to Iraq either. She proably gets her news from Rove. While it can be interesting to see what Rove/Coulter say about things, I don't think what they say is any more reliable than what my dog says.

(She - my dog - is not saying much - I asked her what she thought about it - she didn't say anything).
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bmovies Donating Member (113 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-05 10:48 AM
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10. smart dog
(She - my dog - is not saying much - I asked her what she thought about it - she didn't say anything).

She obviously took our advice to either sign the recruitment papers or shut up.
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bloom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-05 11:22 AM
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11. :)
:)
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-05 11:41 AM
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12. Well, CNN is twisting themselves into impossible yoga positions
to make it look like this is good for Bush.

I advise her not to watch unless she is extrememly good at yoga.
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bloom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-05 12:24 PM
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13. She does do the "Downward-Facing Dog" pose
as many dogs do.

http://www.yogajournal.com/poses/491_1.cfm

That's about it though.


And she won't for anything for Bush. (She pees on bushes - but that's different :) ).
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-05 10:22 AM
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8. You can train a dog not to hump your leg
Coulter I'm not so sure about...

RL
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bloom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-05 10:27 AM
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9. :)
:)
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benny05 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-05 01:46 PM
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14. Coulter isn't trainable



:spank:
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kodi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-05 02:13 PM
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15. So, you have one of those News Hounds, have you?
Bet they cost a pretty penny.
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bloom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-05 05:36 PM
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16. Oh no
not this one. She was free.


Not that I can expect to find out a lot, but she won't lead me astray, either.

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bloom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-13-05 10:16 PM
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17. Right now my dog is all wet
Edited on Sun Feb-13-05 10:17 PM by bloom
maybe they have something in common for the moment. (Ann and My dog).
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