Murphy's_Unlawful & Buddhamama asked me to plan their wedding. Check it!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

We build a volcano and work out this whole tiki theme, right. I'm talkin spears and palm trees and Martin Denny music and big things like this:

Then we get we have a giant fish tank filled with jellyfish with little berets attached to em. And women in mermaid suits. This will be the backdrop cause the whole things inside the volcano, right?

These are the color schemes I'm seein':


You with me now?

You'll both be dressed in leotards and swimmies. You know - these things:


K - the moment the ceremony is over and the reception begins 150 Jim Morrison Impersonators carry you to the tank and toss you in where you symbolize your love by slaying the jellyfish which are then served as the entre'

In staid of cake you have canolis and hash brownies.

Plus, remember, you've been tripping the whole time.

(editor's note: I had advised that 3 hits of acid each 1 hour prior to the ceremony would be most efficacious)


What do you think?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

1. Where do I get the acid Chavez?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

2. A reputable dealer

natch!

[Murphys_Unlawful]

3. Does he look like a Jim Morrison impersonator?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

4. No - he looks like the Lizard King. You'll recognize him because

he can do anything. Find the man who can do anything - he'll have your wedding acid.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

5. Maybe we could warm up the color scheme - how's this?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

6. I like that! What about an ice sculpture?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

7. Yes = one shaped like an enormous plymouth reliant

[Murphys_Unlawful]

8. Like this one?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

15. That's exactly right! The ice would have olives suspended in it

the kind with pimentos

Like an ice olive loaf

[MissMillie]

9. Boom! Sha kala ka

works for me.

[jswordy]

10. That is KEWL! What you do in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

I can see that you, Chavez, are worth the $10,000 retainer.

What will be available at the reception? Or is that not included in your fee?

[XNASA]

11. Is this why Hedges got all those coconuts?

:scared:

[trof]

12. Can we have froo froo drinks with umbrellas?

I'll take a Double Zombi, thanks.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

13. Only if it is spiked with acid!

[jswordy]

14. Mai-tai for me, and...

...just add in some water that has had magic mushrooms boiled in it. Much better than synthetics. Thanks!

[Murphys_Unlawful]

16. Sorry. Accidently mixed it with Bong water. Enjoy!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

17. um

:puke:

[liberalhistorian]

18. OMG, I just

can't stop laughing! Chavez, just what in the hell are you tripping on right now, LOL.

On the very off chance that a miracle occurs and this never-married 40-year-old actually does find herself engaged, remind me not to tell you until the ceremony is over and done with and there's no danger of you planning anything like this! :evilgrin:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

19. I will

:)