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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 09:33 PM
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Hey, try out the Alanis Morrissette Random Lyric Generator.
Edited on Fri Jan-28-05 09:35 PM by Wat_Tyler
http://www.brunching.com/cgi/alanislyrics.cgi

Here's mine.

Disclaimer - I don't actually hate the Belgians, I just couldn't think of what else to put - I hold no ill feelings towards Walloonia or Flanders. Ahoy, Zeebrugge!

"Why"

Moaning, whining, licking
Why God, Why?
Whining, running, The Belgians
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this beige horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of The Belgians
Like a really unpleasant, distended character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Touching, moaning, ramming
Why God, Why?
The Belgians, ramming, licking
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this beige disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of The Belgians
Like a really unpleasant, distended character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this beige misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of The Belgians
Like a really unpleasant, distended character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?

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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 09:34 PM
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1. You get three possible outcomes. This one was funny.
"Will to Live"

I feel miserable
Moaning make me ill
I feel miserable
Whining tear at my foundations
I feel miserable
Licking are dragging me down to the depths of misery
I want to die

Is it because of The Belgians that I feel this way?
With the beige rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in tale of really unpleasant, distended, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Simon Le Bon Broke My Will to Live
Simon Le Bon Broke My Will to Live
Simon Le Bon Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Simon Le Bon Broke My Will to Live

I feel miserable
Running rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Touching defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Ramming are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die

Is it because of The Belgians that I feel this way?
With the beige rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of really unpleasant, distended, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Simon Le Bon Broke My Will to Live
Simon Le Bon Broke My Will to Live
Oh God, Simon Le Bon Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Simon Le Bon Broke My Will to Live

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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 09:35 PM
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2. I'll force this one upon you, too.
"I Think"

I Think moaning are really a huge problem
I Think whining are too much on my mind
I Think licking have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a beige rain, beating down on me
Like a really unpleasant, distended line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Simon Le Bon's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on The Belgians
Blame it on The Belgians
Blame it on The Belgians

I Think running are gonna drive us all crazy
And touching make me feel like a child
I Think ramming will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a beige rain, beating down on me
Like a really unpleasant, distended line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Simon Le Bon's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on The Belgians
Blame it on The Belgians
Blame it on The Belgians

Like a beige rain, beating down on me
Like Simon Le Bon's smile, cruel and cold
Like really unpleasant, distended's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on The Belgians
Blame it on The Belgians
Blame it on The Belgians
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 09:35 PM
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3. "I Think"
I Think are really a huge problem
I Think are too much on my mind
I Think have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a rain, beating down on me
Like a line, which won't let go of my brain
Like 's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on
Blame it on
Blame it on

I Think are gonna drive us all crazy
And make me feel like a child
I Think will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a rain, beating down on me
Like a line, which won't let go of my brain
Like 's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on
Blame it on
Blame it on

Like a rain, beating down on me
Like 's smile, cruel and cold
Like 's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on
Blame it on
Blame it on


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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 09:36 PM
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4. It's like, profound.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 09:39 PM
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5. Yes, sans subject, her lyrics make more sense.
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 09:40 PM
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6. I imagine without words or sound, they'd make even more sense.
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