The foggy fall-guy of all CAPTIONS!!! (More secret Tenet testimony leak!)

[skip fox]

"Yes, Senator, Wolfowitz, Pearle, and Cheney were all in the room at the time, and though
I don't remember the exact words, they said something to the effect that if I objected too
strongly to the African reference, that they were going to kick my fat ass all around the Oval
Office. So I changed my recommendation to 'strongly urge elimination of said phrase,' and
then they kicked me out into the hall. So, I never actually 'insisted,' and that was solely
my fault."

[underpants]

1. You see these Neo-cons I was dealing with are way over on the right

and they are crazed warmongers who oddly have little or no military experience themselves and seem to make plans using chicken bones and coffee grounds.

[Richardo]

2. Not a caption, but....

...separated at birth? Another loyal henchman.

[quispquake]

4. hahahahaha

"Send in Luca Brazzi"...that's a REALLY close double there!!!

[Braden]

3. I thought it was actual Yellow Cake,

which I enjoy. So I moved my hand in a Cake Cutting motion, like this.

[MGKrebs]

5. "...so then I backhanded him right across the face

and told him this would be trouble. And he says to me, he says, " Trouble for YOU, bubba! HA! You'll pay for that!"

[skip fox]

6. Work??????

Now, Maynard . . .

:toast:

[Fenris]

7. George is "'splainin'":

"...And that's when Saddam gave me an anal probe."

[Bossy Monkey]

8. No I am not the Piano Man, no I will not sing you a song tonight

I don't care if you're all in the mood for a melody and I won't get you feeling all right.

[Mr. Jinx]

9. "One more question like that and I'll chop this microphone in half!"

[skip fox]

10. The world revolves and time shifts zone to zone.

As some DU'ers turn their minds to house and home;
Others fire their hard-drives, and minds alight,
Seek shift to ride swift CAPTION'S flight.

:bounce:

[cosmicdot]

11. "Well, I hardly know where to begin ... familiar with the word 'beget'?

... it's like one thing begets something else until a snowball effect kicks in ... it's not easy to pin point where the timeline of lies begins ... here ... there ... shall I start with this decade or the 60s?"

[I AM SPARTACUS]

12. "All in all, Congressman, I'd rather be surfin'...catchin' the break and

rippin' off to the right..."

"...And Congressman, you said something about a can of worms? Well, to reply...all in all, I'd rather be fishin', you know, like when old guys retire...???"

[alfredo]

13. lets see if I can caption this

Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral, Too-ra-loo-ra-li, Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral, That's an Irish lullaby

[are_we_united_yet]

14. I think the caption is....

'Yo I told George, Rummy and the Poodle that it was bullshit and it wasn't going to get over'

[Az]

15. If the pilots good. I mean really good

Have you ever bomber flying at treetop level? Can they make?! Hell yes.... er sorry. - General "Buck" Turgidson - Dr Strangelove