How boring is the Superbowl half-time show going to be this year?

[terrya]

I suspect that it will be one of the lamest ever. Can't have people getting coniptious fits like last year, you know (yes, that's sarcasm. Who really fucking cares if some woman exposes her breast on national television?)

T

[goddess40]

1. The females will be wearing burka's nt

[Richardo]

2. I hear it's an all "Up With People" program this year....

:evilgrin:

[terrya]

6. How about...Pat Boone and Up with People...

Just add Pat for that extra "pizazz"

:-)

[Richardo]

10. Nope - he has a history of wearing leather. No telling what might happen

Earrings, leather, Devil worship, baring a nipple, heavy metal - it's all the same.

[terrya]

11. That picture never ceases to creep me out.

It's wrong on every possible level you can think of. :-0

T

[kick-ass-bob]

13. "In a metal mood"

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What does that sound like?
:scared:

[WilliamPitt]

12. Hooray for Everything

[kick-ass-bob]

3. Probably will be Ashlee Simpson.

and the Philly fans will stone her to death while onstage.

That, of course, won't draw a fine.

:evilgrin:

[madmom]

4. Would you believe Paul McCartney n/t

[dolo amber]

16. Maybe his aging man-boob will pop out

:7

[Burma Jones]

5. I think it's Paul McCartney this year

Saw some promo during the Philly game

[Bluzmann57]

7. Whatever happened to marching bands

for a halftime show? When I was in high school band we had a field trip out to Ohio and were scheduled to play the National Anthem for a Cleveland Indians game until it got rained out. Imagine a group of small town Iowa kids doing the Star Spangled Banner at a real major league baseball game. I imagine the thrill would be about five times more if a high school or college band were selected to perform at halftime at the most watched event in America. Well maybe I'm just getting old, but it seems that it would be the thrill of a lifetime for many of the young people.

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. Guy Hovis

:puke:

[sniffa]

9. i've got the inside scoop

there's gonna be sodomy, fLag burning, and non-support of the troops (in no particuLar order). you think Last year's infLated outrage was bad?

[tjwmason]

17. I've never watched any American football

but this might provide some incentive.

[BOSSHOG]

14. A Chorus Line of Sponge Bobs

with the obligatory sponge malfunction; followed by Fred and Barney having a Gay Old Time.

[DrGonzoLives]

15. I try not to watch it

I say we just go back to letting a couple of local high school marching bands play instead of this glossed-up bullshit that appeals to exactly zero people. If all you want to watch is the halftime show, why not just watch MTV and not have to sit through the game?