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pres2032 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 02:39 PM
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here's a fun one: Kerry is to bush as (_________) is to (_________)
kerry is to bush as an Eagle is to a worm
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 02:43 PM
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1. Honey is to Vinegar!
Bright is to dim.

Service is to desertion.
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 02:45 PM
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2. As Betamax is to VHS
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RPM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 02:45 PM
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3. somewhat better than average is to not even 1st %ile n/t
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sportndandy Donating Member (710 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 02:47 PM
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4. Obi Wan Kenobi is to Darth Vader
Edited on Sun Jan-23-05 02:47 PM by sportndandy
Remember the light sabe duel? Obi Wan says something like "If I defeat you, you will cease to exist. If you win, I will merge with the force, to become more powerful than you could imagine." Wishful thinking?
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 02:53 PM
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5. Flies to flypaper
It's just stupid sticky paper, but it gets the best of the flies.
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Soopercali Donating Member (257 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 02:57 PM
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6. As a Yugo is...
To a Jaguar.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 02:58 PM
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7. Bush is to Ass, as (_|_) is to (.)(.)
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 02:58 PM
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8. Weakly doing good is to strongly doing evil
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SCRUBDASHRUB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 03:01 PM
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9. heaven is to hell.
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 03:13 PM
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12. Good one, JVS
:)
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 03:21 PM
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14. congrats on your 1111th post
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 03:38 PM
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17. thank you for providing the opportunity
really, I think your analogy was the most insightful one of the lot.
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IronLionZion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 03:02 PM
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10. Mr. Magoo is to Marvin the Martian
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 03:10 PM
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11. Kerry is to Bush as Mother Teresa is to Richard Nixon. (nt)
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 03:13 PM
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13. bottled water is to sewage
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 03:27 PM
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15. A butterfly is to a maggot
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charlyvi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 03:28 PM
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16. Kerry is to bush as pheasant under glass is to spam.
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IronLionZion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 03:40 PM
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18. a real Christian is to Pat Robertson
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 03:56 PM
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19. Decency is to dog shit
I apologize to dog shit the world over.
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NewHampshireDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-23-05 04:28 PM
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20. Harvard: Southern Hillsboro Institute of Technology
S.H.I.T.
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