Describe a cheesy B-movie from your childhood in two sentences or less.

[sundog]

You know, those shit movies that they would play on a Saturday afternoon.

Please list the title with a brief description. Run-ons & fragments gladly accepted.

EXAMPLES:

A) "THE CAR" A giant possessed black Car kills people by running them over. The CAR drives into a giant pit to hell or something at the end & explodes like Jaws.


B) "ROLLERCOASTER" Some psycho guy goes to amusement parks & tries to blow up rollercoasters. He watches the rollercoasters with binoculars & I think he gets run over by a rollercoaster at the end.



OK, your turn :7

[NightTrain]

1. KILLDOZER.

A made-for-TV turkey in which a bulldozer controlled by belligerent extraterrestrials goes on a murder rampage. Damned if I can remember why, though!

[sundog]

2. great title

I'll see if it's on amazon.com :P

[HeyManThatsCool]

3. Xanadu

the movie was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo B

[sundog]

5. now we are here

[notadmblnd]

18. Wasn't Pactric Swazy in a movie similar to that

or was it Kevin Bacon. About people at a truckstop being trapped by wayward semis?

[sundog]

42. yeah, Dirty Dancing

:7

[terrya]

4. Attack of the 50 Foot Woman

Woman is kidnapped by alien and grows to gigantic size. Giant woman terrorizes town looking for sleazy, cheating husband.

[sundog]

7. well does she find one?

[terrya]

11. Yes, she does.

She tears the roof off the bar where the sleazy husband is with the town slut.

[sundog]

13. I was gonna take this a step further, but

O8)

[HeyManThatsCool]

9. Witchboard

With Tawny Kitaen


during a party this girl breaks out a Ouji board & all hell breaks lose

[sundog]

12. Tawny Kitaen.

Enough said.

And I saw it too :bounce:

[HeyManThatsCool]

21. April Fools Day

a group of friends goes on vaca together and one after another they start dying. so ridiculous.

[seriousstan]

6. Plan 9 from outer space

A 2 set movie with Bela Lugosi. He died 4 days into the shooting and was played for the rest of the movie by a man that never showed his face.

[sundog]

31. Ed Wood!

:bounce:

[hickman1937]

8. Die Monster, Die.

Girl brings Nick Adams home to meet Mom and Dad at spooky old homestead. Dad is growing something nasty in the shed, and mom doesn't have a face anymore.

[sundog]

10. excellent!

:7

[notadmblnd]

14. The Day The Earth Stood Still-

about flying saucers and robots.

Them- about mutant ants. I think they were a result of nuclear testing in the dessert.

[sundog]

16. Big ants or little ants?

like the avatar... I'm right there with ya.

[notadmblnd]

20. Giant..

did I leave out giant?

[HeyManThatsCool]

15. Silent Night Deadly Night

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/silentnight/

[sundog]

19. santa kills people in a car

that much I remember

[HeyManThatsCool]

23. the plot of the movie

Plot: Christmas, 1971. Five year-old Billy Chapman goes to see his grandfather in a psychiatric institution. While his parents are away, his grandfather asks him if he has been good and warns him that Santa punishes bad children. Driving home, they are stopped by a man dressed in a Santa suit who has just robbed a convenience store. The man shoots Billy’s father and then rapes his mother and slits her throat. Billy thinks this is Santa come to punish him. Afterwards he is placed in a Catholic orphanage where he is subject to cruel abuse by the authoritarian mother superior. Growing into a strapping teenager, he is given a job in the storeroom at a toy store. When the store’s Santa falls ill, the manager makes Billy put on the Santa suit. This causes Billy’s mind to snap and he kills all those in the store and then goes out into the street with an axe dressed as Santa, determined to punish those who have been bad.

[sundog]

40. wow, you have that pretty well outlined

well, nice talkin to ya :scared:

(walks quietly away) :P

[HeyManThatsCool]

43. Don't walk away

I went online a copied that from somewhere.

lol

[Taverner]

17. Red Dawn

Commies invade a small town in Colorado. Teenagers kill the commies.

[seriousstan]

24. Red Dawn

HBO is a fledgling cable network and runs it repeatedly for 3 years.

[sundog]

26. saved by Rae Dawn Chong

:shrug:

[Solly Mack]

22. Honey Britches

It's banjo player from Deliverance meets Dukes of Hazzards. Hijinks, bad dialogue, and unintentionally hilarious violence ensues.

[sundog]

28. horror movie?

:scared:

[Solly Mack]

32. horrible horror movie

You'd laugh at how bad it is

[DS1]

25. Blood Diner

One of a handful of criminals whacks cemetary keeper in back of head with shovel. So hard it knocks his eyes out and all but one of them laugh.

[sundog]

29. why doesn't the one laugh?

[DS1]

35. Because he just had his eyes whacked out

with a shovel

[sundog]

38. oh n/t

[General Zod]

27. "The Amazing Colossal Man"

Colonel Glen Manning is exposed to the blast of a plutonium bomb and grows at the rate of 10 feet a day. The crazed giant runs amok in Las Vegas, meets his doom on Hoover Dam, all the while wearing a giant diaper.

[sundog]

33. Where did the diaper come from & who made it?

:scared:

[General Zod]

36. Good question!

I always wondered who had the job of changing the diaper of a 70 foot man.

[Kali]

30. The Thing

not the John Carpenter one with Kurt Russel - a much older one from the 60's complete with "crawling" rubber hand that had GREEN BLOOD!!!! YEEEAAAAUUUGGHHHHHhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Nightmares for years!

[sundog]

39. eek!

the only movie that gave me nightmares for years was "Halloween"

[HeyManThatsCool]

34. Killer Klownz from Outer Space

Small town is invaded by aliens- young people try to save their friends in an ice cream truck

[sundog]

37. they have those freaky guns

I remember, yes I do

[HeyManThatsCool]

41. Phantasm 2

the tall man scared the crap out of me!



this guy has a crazy sphere and is making an army of the undead.

[sundog]

44. wtf is up with that ball?

:wtf:

I never got that :shrug:

[HeyManThatsCool]

45. This movie messed me up FOR YEARS!

"When a Stranger Calls" came out in 79.

Girl is babysitting 2 kids- & starts geting calls where the guy says "Have you checked the children"? Eventually she calls the cops & the call is traced------- coming from inside the house.



Seriously, I couldnt babysit for like 2 years.

[sundog]

46. yes that movie scared the living shit out of me

perhaps it was B-grade but :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

[HeyManThatsCool]

47. Did u see the sequel?

When a Stranger calls Back?

Some of that was fucked up too! In fact, in some ways it was scarier.

[sundog]

48. no. one round was more than enough.

:scared:

[The Great Escape]

49. "Big Bad Mama"....

This was pretty titillating stuff for a boy in junior high school. I think every boy in the eigth grade saw this movie on HBO!



http://www.badmovies.org/movies/bigbadmama/index.html

[sundog]

50. Miss Angie Dickinson.

she has such a je ne sais quoi factor :7