Best Theory: Huge Guy or Serial Crusher

[Kire]

Poll question: Best Theory: Huge Guy or Serial Crusher

Brilliant! So now we got a Huge Guy theory and a Serial Crusher theory.

[pres2032]

1. he's going no where, fucking no where!

[Kire]

2. I killed your cat!

I thought that it would bring closure to our relationship!

[pres2032]

3. for a few seconds, beaverville was armageddon

it was a firefight!

[Kire]

4. Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal.

These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.

[pres2032]

5. do not cross into our domain

or one day you will find us three behind you and we will send you to whatever god you wish

[Kire]

6. And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee,

Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patris, et filii...
they cock their guns
Connor, Murphy: ...et spiritus sancti.
blam

[pres2032]

7. the question is, do you possess the constitution

to carry it all the way?

[Kire]

8. Eight.

Smecker gives him a look
Detective Greenly: Ah, shit! I forgot about that one! Nine!... Nine?
Paul Smecker: While Greenly's out gettin' coffee, anybody else want anything?

[pres2032]

9. would they ever harm an innocent person?

no, never, well the two irish guys, they wouldn't. now the italian guy...

[Kire]

11. Why don't you get me a cup of coffee?

Detective Greenly: Who the hell is this...?
Paul Smecker: Cafe latte.
Detective Greenly: What the fuck...?
Paul Smecker: Twist of lemon.
Detective Greenly: Chief, what the fuck is this?
Paul Smecker: Sweet'N Low.

[pres2032]

12. we really gotta get you one of those proverb books

this mix and match shit has gotta stop.

[Kire]

13. What if it was one guy with six guns?

Why don't you let me do the thinking, huh, genius?

[pres2032]

14. Oh, is that right Rambo?

Alright, get your stupid fucking rope.

[Kire]

15. Well, "Name one thing you're gonna need this stupid fucking rope for."

Murphy: That was way easier than I thought it would be.
Connor: Aye.
Murphy: On TV you always have that guy that jumps over the sofa...
Connor: And then you've got to shoot at him for ten fucking minutes.
Murphy: We're good.
Connor: Yes, we are.

[pres2032]

17. Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking...

How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK.
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

[Kire]

18. Now you will receive us.

Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

[pres2032]

19. kavetta: I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.

Rocco: Uh, OK. There's these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy.
Yakavetta: Nigger.
Rocco: Yeah, right. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says, "You can wish for whatever you want." So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof. It's done. Then he says to the black guy...
Vincenzo Lipazzi: Nigger.
Rocco: Yeah, right, he says to the nigger "What do you want?" and the nigger says, "I want all my nigger brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof. And they're all back in Africa. So... I'm not funny today, really, this joke sucks, I know...
Yakavetta: Continue the joke.
Rocco: Uh, so he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and niggers are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then."

[clovis29]

10. I like having options.

[Kire]

16. If nobody else replies to this thread with quotes, pretty soon...

...it's going to be Pres & Kire Murphy and clovis "funny man" 29.