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Dastard Stepchild Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:14 PM
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Ever have the desire to hang a bit of male anatomy off your truck?
Well... now you can, thanks to this company located in Arizona. Every good truck should have a pair of rubber testicles hanging from them.

http://www.bullsballs.com/bigblues.html

Dare I insert a pic, or would that render this a sex thread? :)
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:16 PM
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1. I've never seen people so proud that they have blueballs.
I thought it meant you had a disease? :shrug:
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Dastard Stepchild Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:18 PM
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2. That's what I thought...
I didn't think it was something to be proud of, actually. :)
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:22 PM
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7. If you put a set of those on your truck, you WILL have Blue Balls...
Because no woman with a SHRED of self-respect would be seen dead and mutilated in the same parking lot with those things, much less riding back to your 1964 single-wide in a vehicle with them...
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happyslug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:19 PM
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3. Reminds me of an old limerick
Edited on Mon Jan-17-05 09:21 PM by happyslug
An Austin, An Austin
A little Yellow Austin
Room for your Ass and a Gallon of Gas
And his balls hung out and he lost them.


My father would repeat this limerick every time he saw a little car, he always stopped before the last sentence if any of his daughters were preent, but when only his sons were around he continued through the last line.
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:20 PM
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4. I saw one of those out here on a burgandy SUV
It took me a few seconds to 'get it'... Wish I had not - EEEEWWWWW!!!!!!
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:22 PM
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5. I saw a pair
of those on a VW Beetle, I almost drove off the road laughing. My truck is a girl.
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:22 PM
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6. That's hideous.
Anyone who would even think about hanging something like that off of his vehicle should be forcibly sent to an aesthetic re-education camp that makes heavy use of aversive conditioning.
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:22 PM
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8. The brass ones have potential. n/t
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:23 PM
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9. That's godawfully tacky.
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:24 PM
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10. If I saw that on a truck
I would LAUGH MY ASS OFF at the owner. What a stupid thing to hang off of a vehicle. What exactly is the message here? I'm obsessed with testicles? I have blue balls? What?
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:24 PM
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11. I'm sitting here trying to think of a word that means:
"The absolutely, With-out-a-Shadow-Of-a-Doubt,..... the main word that is the complete opposite of Class".
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:28 PM
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13. declass?
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nini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:25 PM
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12. I've seen those around
I've got to wonder about a guy that has to drive a big ass truck then have those hanging off the trailer hitch.

I'm thinking a tiny penis is the reality with that truck owner.
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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:29 PM
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14. Maybe this would be a hit over at freerepublik.
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nini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-17-05 09:29 PM
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15. LOL
EXACTLY :thumbsup:
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