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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:01 AM
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I'm Gerald Ford, ask me anything
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:03 AM
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1. how did you land such a cool wife?
I mean, face it, you're a bit of a twit
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:04 AM
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2. Yes, sir I am a twit
And my wife is not cold, she is in my warm embrace right now
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:09 AM
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8. THAT'S MADAM TO YOU, LENAPE!!!!
:D
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:21 AM
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20. Lenape, wasn't that my original first name
Edited on Tue Jan-11-05 01:26 AM by Lenape85
You know, way back in the olden days when I was a little boy, and my last name was King.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:06 AM
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3. did you know I would feel better if you lived longer than Ronnie?
Edited on Tue Jan-11-05 01:06 AM by JohnKleeb
At least youre a good guy.
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:08 AM
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5. Yes, but Ronald Reagan is a good guy too
I wanted to be his veep, but George Bush wouldn't let me. I still cry about it today.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:09 AM
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7. Nonsense Jerry
Youre a lot better than Reagan.
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:10 AM
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9. I think I might run for President in 2008
I think the Republican Party will let a seasoned veteran run again
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:11 AM
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10. They're looking to run someone like Frist or Jeb.
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:14 AM
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14. What, listen, I'm an elder statesman in the Republican party
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:21 AM
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21. No youre not, they odnt like you
something about you being too liberal.
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:24 AM
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23. Hey, listen Mr., I will be president again in 2008
Or I will send you to Suharto's Indonesia, where I gave him the green light to torture his citizens
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:25 AM
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24. good luck with that, just know that the GOP doesnt like you
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:30 AM
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26. They still do, in fact, I contributed to John Kerry's campaign
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:35 AM
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30. did you?
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:36 AM
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33. yes I did
Edited on Tue Jan-11-05 01:36 AM by Lenape85
He was the Republican candidate, right?
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:37 AM
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35. no you guys have a strict no Irish policy
He was the democrat.
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:47 AM
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50. Gee, now you tell me?????????????????
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Syrinx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:07 AM
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4. why did you fall down so much?
Were you drunk?
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:08 AM
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6. How should I know
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jellybelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:12 AM
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11. I loved you on The Simpsons...
Do you think the elder Bush took time away from you in the episode?
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:13 AM
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12. Yes he did, but I respect Groening's decision
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Paul Hood Donating Member (717 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:14 AM
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13. Were the people of Poland an autonomous people in '76. eom
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:14 AM
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16. Yes they were, they weren't under Soviet influence
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:14 AM
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15. are you left handed or ambidextrous?
Just wondered if you had your coordination together.
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:15 AM
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17. How should I know, I'm 78 years old
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:16 AM
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18. 78? I thought you were 91!
Or do you feel 78? or 69?
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:18 AM
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19. You are confusing me
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:22 AM
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22. confused about your age?
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:26 AM
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25. I know my age, I'm 84
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:35 AM
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29. how old is Betty?
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:38 AM
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36. That's none of your business, son.
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:40 AM
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38. I'm not a son, sir.
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:47 AM
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49. Are you lesbian or something
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:50 AM
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54. Now why would you ask that type of question?
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:51 AM
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57. Because you looked like a boy to these 67 year old eyes
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:53 AM
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60. I just let my hair down...now do I look like a lady?
(and yes I am quite hetero...)
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:55 AM
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63. Well, Betty did have shorter hair, though, it could be.....
Agh
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:56 AM
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66. here, have another drink...
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:56 AM
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67. No, I dated a man
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:32 AM
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27. Whats the real deal on the JFK assasination? You were on the Warren
Commission and the whole thing stinks of bullshit.
Come straight with us now.
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:34 AM
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28. Guess what, I lied, I assassinated him
I was jealous because he stole Illinois, and had I won that state, I would have been president much sooner.
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:36 AM
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31. I KNEW IT!!!!
Was Arlen Spector in on it too?
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:37 AM
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34. Arlen who?
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:42 AM
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40. Or was it Phil Spector?
Or Danny Schecter?
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:06 AM
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75. BITES YOUR EAR OFF
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:36 AM
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32. are you confusing yourself with nixon?
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:39 AM
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37. No, Nixon was a crooked scumbag and he should never have been pardoned
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RadicalMom Donating Member (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:41 AM
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39. "I am not a crook!" Hey, how'd I end up on this thread?
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:42 AM
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41. Hey Nixon I got a question
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:45 AM
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44. He wouldn't know the answer, he's a Democrat
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:45 AM
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46. Then why did he choose you to be his VP?
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:49 AM
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53. I was not his VP, JFK was
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RadicalMom Donating Member (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:55 AM
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62. Look, I knew JFK, and you're no JFK!
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:56 AM
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65. No you didn't, weren't you not born yet
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RadicalMom Donating Member (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:13 AM
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77. Bummer, I was TOO! I'm old enough to be Kleeb's mom.
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RadicalMom Donating Member (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:45 AM
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45. I'm too busy talking to the president's portraits to answer that.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:46 AM
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48. bummer, did you know that Arnold Schwartzger idolizes you?
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RadicalMom Donating Member (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:48 AM
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51. Now I'm blushing. THE Terminator likes ME?
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:48 AM
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52. Yes, he said you were his political role model, what made him a republican
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RadicalMom Donating Member (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:51 AM
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56. Garsh! Hey Pat, pour me another one.
Hey, you know with this weather we're having, I just might pop up again.
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:52 AM
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59. Hey Nixon, your wife is ugly
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:50 AM
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55. No, the terminator likes ME better
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RadicalMom Donating Member (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:52 AM
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58. Bitch!
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:54 AM
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61. Don't call ME a bitch
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:55 AM
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64. you guys sound like two valley girls
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:58 AM
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68. Shut up Muskie, nobody asked you
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:33 AM
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84. I am not Muskie in this thread
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RadicalMom Donating Member (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:58 AM
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69. OK, then I'll call you a.......help me out here...
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:01 AM
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71. I'VE HAD IT "HURLS CHAIR IN NIXON'S FACE"
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RadicalMom Donating Member (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:04 AM
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73. OW! STOP! STOP! YOU'RE HURTING ME, YA BIG BRUTE!
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:06 AM
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74. FIGHT BACK WOULD YOU "GIVES DICK THE ONE-TWO-ONE-TWO"
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:32 AM
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83. "ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER THINKS YOU ARE DISHONEST"
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:43 AM
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42. Hey Dick, nobody likes you
Go back to Yorba Linda, asshole
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RadicalMom Donating Member (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:43 AM
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43. Are aliens real? What about area 51?
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 01:45 AM
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47. Oh yes, they cross the Mexican border all the time
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RadicalMom Donating Member (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:01 AM
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70. Yeah, and they come here in saucers with,..with,..BEANS in them.
From Guadalajara.
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:02 AM
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72. "KICKS NIXON IN GROIN"
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RadicalMom Donating Member (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:10 AM
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76. Kissinger writes book, has lunch with Pinochet.
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:13 AM
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78. WHAT, HE DIDN'T INVITE ME, C'MON KISSINGER, LET'S DUAL
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RadicalMom Donating Member (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:15 AM
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79. Mr. President, you must surrender to the Dark Side!
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:16 AM
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80. "I DON'T LISTEN TO HEAVY METAL"
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RadicalMom Donating Member (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:18 AM
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81. Yes, but do you play with heavy water?
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:21 AM
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82. "CHOPS OFF NIXON'S HEAD"
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RadicalMom Donating Member (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:34 AM
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85. Oh My GOD! You've killed Kenny!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:35 AM
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86. You bastard!
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:35 AM
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87. YES I DID
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