Did Jesus have a baby sitter?
ET Awful
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
Mon Jan-10-05 04:20 PM
Original message
Did Jesus have a baby sitter?
And if so, how much did Mary pay her, and did she sneak boyfriends in while Mary and Joseph were out painting the town?
sundog
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
Mon Jan-10-05 04:21 PM
Response to Original message
1. she talked on the phone a lot
Beer Snob-50
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
Mon Jan-10-05 04:21 PM
Response to Original message
2. she was a teenager who worked for free.
jesus would change her water into wine and her and her friends would get popped.
Liberal Veteran
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
Mon Jan-10-05 04:22 PM
Response to Original message
3. Well, the official answer is....
Yes he did have a baby sitter. Mary paid her three widow's mites. And she did not sneak in boyfriends, but rumor has it that she did have a couple of flings with an angel or two who came to visit the baby.
ET Awful
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
Mon Jan-10-05 04:31 PM
Response to Reply #3
5. Yeah, right, like she wasn't givin' a little sumpin' sumpin to the wise
men in trade for myrrh and frankincense :)
Liberal Veteran
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
Mon Jan-10-05 04:34 PM
Response to Reply #3
6. Well, you would too if...
...you got paid a lousy three widow's mites for babysitting which meant you also had to be a wet nurse.
sui generis
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
Mon Jan-10-05 04:24 PM
Response to Original message
4. yes - not only did baby jeebus turn water into wine
which really helped with the parents' bar tab, but he also turned grass into weed for his babysitter.
DU
AdBot (1000+ posts)
Fri Apr 26th 2024, 05:49 PM
Response to Original message
Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators
Important Notices: By participating on this discussion
board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules
page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the
opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent
the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.