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DISCLAIMER: I didn't write this so any endorsement or criticism of candidates is not my own. Nor do I endorse excessive consumption of alcohol.... etc. etc (that should be enough to keep the lawyers off my ass).....
Ambassador Carol Moseley Braun - Every time she bungles a sentence, take a drink. - Anytime she pronounces each syllable (i.e., op-por-tu-ni-ty), take a drink.
General Wesley Clark (Ret.) - Every time he defends voting for Nixon and Reagan, take 2 drinks. - Anytime he says Bosnia, take a drink.
Governor Howard Dean - Every time he pitches an idea that works great in VT but would fail miserably in the US, take a drink (I like him very much, but I have to be an equal-opportunity critic). - Anytime he looks ready to explode, take a drink.
Senator John Edwards - Every time he gives that slimy stare, chug. - Anytime he makes an 'aw shucks' comment, take a drink.
Congressman Dick Gephardt - "Miserable failure" - chug. - Every five dramatic hand gestures, take a drink.
Senator Bob Graham - Any mention of the intelligence committee - 3 drinks - If his pants fall down, take a drink.
Senator John Kerry - Anytime he "vogues" - take a drink. - Anytime he dodges a question - take 4 drinks. - Anytime he flashes that 17-watt smile in an attempt to dodge a question, take a drink.
Congressman Dennis Kucinich - Every time he speaks, take a drink. - Anytime he mentions isolationism or killing NAFTA - take 2 drinks.
Senator Joe Lieberman - Anytime he says, "no, not right" as he is being attacked, take a drink. - Anytime you can see his top teeth, take a drink.
Reverend Al Sharpton - Anytime the podium becomes the pulpit, take a drink. - Anytime he rhymes, take a drink.
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