I've never lived as a man before. What should I know?

[ohiosmith]

From "J. Edgar Hoover-- The Boudoir Portraits" by "Hyacinth" As head of the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation for 48 years, Hoover led an ongoing crusade against communism, espionage and deviant behavior. On his own time, however, he and his life partner Clyde led a life of gay, albeit closeted, abandon. One special treat was the anniversary portrait that Hoover had done as a surprise one year for Clyde, which soon turned into an annual event, with Hoover dressing up as famous transvestites throughout history.

[Vincardog]

1. If it itches scratch it

[BR_Parkway]

2. I've heard pantyhose itch, it'll give you something with which to practice

scratching yourself

[whalerider55]

3. as Mel Brooks once said

women tend to be the softer ones.
and they can thrill and delight you.
men, on the other hand, are about 30-50,000 years behind women with regards to social evolution.

well. i think i've pissed off enough people. i'm gonna go torture the betta.

whalerider55

[jobycom]

4. Hoover's personal life doesn't upset me at all

His professional life as a tyrannical maniac does.

I'm always worried about liberals who try to make their points against Hoover by complaining about his lifestyle. Seems counter-liberal to me. Surely we can find one or two things he did wrong as a public servant?