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Cyrano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 04:57 PM
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Do you think babies kissed by Bush during the campaign will grow up to be
serial killers, or just C- students? Why would any parent let their baby near those lying, evil lips? Could that be considered child abuse, parental neglect, or just supreme stupidity?

Okay, so I'm being a bit facetious, but I for one would never shake his hand for fear of being contaminated by wingnut disease.
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Karenca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 04:58 PM
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1. Toads
n/t
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 05:08 PM
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7. with firecrackers up their
behinds.
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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 04:58 PM
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2. Put a positive face on things. Think of it as an innoculation.
Perhaps this means they'll build up immunity? Well okay, it was just a thought.
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 04:59 PM
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3. just hope that evil isn't contagious
/nt
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 04:59 PM
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4. They will grow up to be uninformed bigoted NASCAR, Gun toting morons
Oh and I forgot Homophobic christian fundamentalist full of hate for anyone that does not agree with them
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Cyrano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 05:06 PM
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6. You mean that kiss won't get them into Yale? I'm shocked.
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stinkeefresh Donating Member (563 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 05:06 PM
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5. I have a very relevant story to tell:
My father has 6 kids.

1) Lefty filmmaker. (Me)
2) Lefty math teacher. (bro)
3) Lefty social worker. (sis)
4) -discussed below- (half-bro)
5) Backpacked in the far east- just starting art school. (half-bro)
6) Still in highschool, but all signs point to good thing. (half-sis)

#4 was kissed by Bush Sr. as a baby in the eighties (we live in Kennebunkport- it was at a veterans day parade- I was standing right there while my crazy father made it happen.)

Now he's a Marine.

I definitely think there's a connection.
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Cyrano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 05:08 PM
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9. Now that's scary.
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dean_dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 05:08 PM
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8. It's okay. Stupid and evil can't be spread by salivary contact.
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Cyrano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 05:11 PM
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12. I'm not so sure because,
it's a fact that Michael Corleone kept his mouth tightly shut when he kissed Fredo.
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 05:10 PM
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10. allergic to cigarettes, booze, expensive aftershave
and heavy concealer to cover up the ravages of the first two
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VaYallaDawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-17-04 05:11 PM
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11. I don't know, I think I'd worry.
Last person I saw him kiss was Condoleezza Rice ....
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 12:51 AM
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13. well, one of my friends met Ronald Reagan ...
And she grew up to be a flaming liberal hippie chick with a nose ring.
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GingerSnaps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 12:56 AM
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14. Every time * kisses a baby it looses it's soul
:bounce:
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Sabriel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 10:31 PM
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16. **ush the Dementor!
He sucks their souls out through their mouths. Ewg.
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DawnneOBTS Donating Member (374 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-18-04 10:21 PM
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15. Professor Quirrell
Do you all remember "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone?" The ending includes Harry touching Quirrell and Quirrell crumbling. I swear, whoever let W touch their kid must really hate their offspring. There is so much evil in the guy that I would be afraid that he could do that to my child.
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