Why do you hate me?

[Beware the Beast Man]

Guilty conscience dictates that I am the hated DUer in question. Tell me why you hate me :cry:

[Wat_Tyler]

1. I hate your armies of zombies, mostly.

[Beware the Beast Man]

3. But they do my bidding...

So by proxy, you should hate me too.

[Wat_Tyler]

7. I hate your packs of sexually-charged wild dogs, too.

[dolo amber]

2. *Hate* is a strong word...

I merely dislike you because you smell of wee. :P

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. I thought you liked the smell of wee.

Being an R Kelly fan and all.

[dolo amber]

8. Ah yes, but Kristal wee is so...bubbly

[Crankie Avalon]

4. FOR YOUR FREEDOMS!!!!

:mad:

[BurtWorm]

6. I can't. I have you on ignore.

:wtf:

[Fenris]

9. Because you only post incessant vanity threads.

You think your posts are cuter than they are, you really think everyone loves you, and you're an asshole.

Other than that I can't think of a thing!:P

[Phillycat]

10. Wait, no, that's not him.

That's someone else.

[Fenris]

12. Hahahahaha!

Very observant, janesez.;)

Methinks we're on the same page.

[Phillycat]

13. *points to head* Not just a hatrack, my friend...

:)

[Wat_Tyler]

15. Doesn't matter what you say, he has you on ignore anyhow.

IF ONLY I COULD BE ON THAT BLESSED LIST, TOO! :cry:

[Fenris]

16. He's a sadistic bastard.

I'm not ignore only because I have restrained myself somehow.

[Phillycat]

18. Really?

How do you know for sure?

[Wat_Tyler]

19. Try sending a PM.

[Phillycat]

20. But I don't want to actually send one.

[Wat_Tyler]

23. You won't have to. You're on ignore, remember!

[Phillycat]

25. But the point is, I don't KNOW if I'm on ignore...

and if I'm not on ignore, it will send. And the last thing I want to do is send this person a PM.

[Wat_Tyler]

27. Ah. Then I know of no other way of knowing. Anyone?

[Beware the Beast Man]

24. I have no one on ignore.

That would be counterproductive to the spread of my hatred!!

[Beware the Beast Man]

17. Hey Fenris, we have a new blend at the Beast Man Cafe:

[Fenris]

21. Oh man...I'd like to give one of those to somebody.

[XNASA]

11. "We hate you because you're a .........

.........multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius."

Wait. That can't be right.

That's why Jerry Lewis says people hate him.

I hate you for a completely different reason.

[Beware the Beast Man]

22. "You are physically repulsive,

intellectually retarded. You're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid. You have no taste, a lousy sense of humor, and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick."

[XNASA]

26. I just remembered why I hate you.

Because you remind me of Cher.

[Beware the Beast Man]

28. Yes. Warbly voice and all.

:P

[Donkeyboy75]

14. Because you live in Cleveland.

Oh wait. That's why I pity you. Nevermind.

[short bus president]

29. YOU STOLE MY GATORADE!

I'm tellin' mama!

[WLKjr]

30. Because I could

to qoute a former president :D

[asthmaticeog]

31. I sometimes suspect it's the odor, but that could be me.

I guess I mosty just hate you because of how inadequate "Lil' Beastman" makes me feel.

[Beware the Beast Man]

32. No need to feel inadequate.

Sometimes, Lil' Beastman makes me feel inadeqate too, especially when he does all the decision making for me.

[the Princess]

33. Because

You never flirt with me! :)

[Beware the Beast Man]

34. I'm unflirtable.

I've installed FlirtBlock 2.1 and it works like a charm.

[the Princess]

35. OK then

That explains it! Thanks. :)

[Bucky]

36. You stole the cookie from the cookie jar. Who me? Yes you. Couldn't be.

Then who?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

37. You never LOL - LOLOL!!!

[Beware the Beast Man]

38. ROFLLMAOBRBIMHOIIRC.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

40. BLATFUMKKKWATHEDGESMO!!!

[ScreamingMeemie]

39. I must have missed the post in question....Confusion here?

Who hates who? :shrug:

I have no hatred of anyone here...that I know of. ;)

[Beware the Beast Man]

41. Everyone hates me.

You must hate me as well.