In this thread, we shall mock and insult the "group sex" constituency.

[short bus president]

I mean, we can't woo their votes here, because the RULES say they're dirty and wrong, and not worthy of discussion in a civilized forum. Guess we should just forget that Scalia's end-run cost us those votes last time around. Guess we should just say "good riddance" to the perverts and expend all our energy trying to get some of the steeple-licking "run my life for me so I don't have to, Jeebus!" vote. I mean, they DO seem to be mutually exclusive. And I know which side of this equation I wanna come down on. I need to just let Jeebus save me.

So let's mock those perverts, those weirdo group-sex-loving freaks. They're gonna vote Republican anyway, or not vote at all 'cause they're busy pulling some hot and heavy action in an orgy somewhere. Buncha fuckin' weirdos.

[JimmyJazz]

1. and you expect this thread not to go away because....

[short bus president]

4. because

I feel lucky, punk. ;-)

[JimmyJazz]

6. heh heh

you said "lucky"

:7

[Tom Kitten]

2. I thought we were trying

to woo the swing vote.

[short bus president]

3. Who told you about the swing?

I thought it was an excercise machine of some sort. I swear.

[JimmyJazz]

7. Damn - rug burn on the forehead! rug burn on the forehead!

Illegal use of the swing:

[short bus president]

8. Hey!

That doesn't look like Ms. French Kitty to me! And that's CERTAINLY not an umpire's uniform...

:P

[miss_kitty]

19. I don't need no stinkin whistle

I've got a gun!

[JimmyJazz]

24. ROTFLMAO!!!!!

[miss_kitty]

16. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

18. hi there!

:hi:

[miss_kitty]

22. hey there!

:hi:

[short bus president]

26. ShaZAAAM!

Or "hi," if'n y'all prefer. :P

[Jack Schitt]

5. Where do these people who participate in such groups...

meet?

:evilgrin:

[short bus president]

9. Keep this on the down-low, bud:

Supreme Court of the United States, Washington, DC 20543.

;-)

[Jack Schitt]

10. .......

I think I'll just fly solo for now...

:scared: :puke:

[short bus president]

11. Hey, to each his own.

That Ruth Bader Ginsburg has one of the best legal minds of the present or past centuries, not to mention wicked grip strength in her right hand. ;-)

[robbedvoter]

12. That's 2 elections for now. We need to kick gays/women this time

it's the "reality" we were given to study. You're getting ahead of yourself.

[UTUSN]

13. Uh, Where Is This "Group Sex" Group I'm Avoiding? And, Is CatWoman Involv

ed in some non-cooking way?

[short bus president]

14. You'll have to take that up with her.

Last thread I started with the goal of actually FORMING such a group was disappeared pretty fast. I still think DU's not taking the orgy vote seriously.

[UTUSN]

20. Prolly If It Were Non-COOKING, It Would Take OFF!!! n;/t

[miss_kitty]

15. It's a Scalia thing

we just don't get it.

But Clarence 'Uncle' Thomas does...Oh Unka Thomas I got yer Koka Kola here-right here...

[short bus president]

17. Would you object

if I asked you to wear a George Washington powdered wig with the Emma Peel getup, so I could pretend you were Sandra Day O'Connor?

:P

[miss_kitty]

21. i dont have the photoshop-program or skills-but here's an old chestnut:

Sandra Day O'Connor, far right.

dream a little dream, baby!

:7

[short bus president]

25. OK, you know FULL WELL

that BLUE is my thing, not GREEN. If you're trying to turn me on, you only need to take the yellow out of that skintone...

:P

[warrens]

23. Taking a moment out, and apoligizing to Ashyka and Naomie

WHAT KIND OF IDIOTS THINK WE DON'T VOTE? OK, we forgot this time, but...