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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 09:28 PM
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In this thread, we shall mock and insult the "group sex" constituency.
I mean, we can't woo their votes here, because the RULES say they're dirty and wrong, and not worthy of discussion in a civilized forum. Guess we should just forget that Scalia's end-run cost us those votes last time around. Guess we should just say "good riddance" to the perverts and expend all our energy trying to get some of the steeple-licking "run my life for me so I don't have to, Jeebus!" vote. I mean, they DO seem to be mutually exclusive. And I know which side of this equation I wanna come down on. I need to just let Jeebus save me.

So let's mock those perverts, those weirdo group-sex-loving freaks. They're gonna vote Republican anyway, or not vote at all 'cause they're busy pulling some hot and heavy action in an orgy somewhere. Buncha fuckin' weirdos.

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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 09:30 PM
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1. and you expect this thread not to go away because....
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 09:38 PM
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4. because
I feel lucky, punk. ;-)


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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 09:39 PM
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6. heh heh
you said "lucky"

:7
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Tom Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 09:35 PM
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2. I thought we were trying
to woo the swing vote.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 09:37 PM
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3. Who told you about the swing?
I thought it was an excercise machine of some sort. I swear.

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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 09:42 PM
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7. Damn - rug burn on the forehead! rug burn on the forehead!
Illegal use of the swing:
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 09:44 PM
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8. Hey!
That doesn't look like Ms. French Kitty to me! And that's CERTAINLY not an umpire's uniform...

:P

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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 10:25 PM
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19. I don't need no stinkin whistle
I've got a gun!







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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 10:35 PM
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24. ROTFLMAO!!!!!
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 10:19 PM
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16. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
:evilgrin:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 10:22 PM
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18. hi there!
:hi:
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 10:29 PM
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22. hey there!
:hi:
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 10:41 PM
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26. ShaZAAAM!
Or "hi," if'n y'all prefer. :P

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Jack Schitt Donating Member (535 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 09:39 PM
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5. Where do these people who participate in such groups...
meet?

:evilgrin:
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 09:46 PM
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9. Keep this on the down-low, bud:
Supreme Court of the United States, Washington, DC 20543.

;-)

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Jack Schitt Donating Member (535 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 09:47 PM
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10. .......
I think I'll just fly solo for now...

:scared: :puke:
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 10:01 PM
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11. Hey, to each his own.
That Ruth Bader Ginsburg has one of the best legal minds of the present or past centuries, not to mention wicked grip strength in her right hand. ;-)

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robbedvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 10:03 PM
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12. That's 2 elections for now. We need to kick gays/women this time
it's the "reality" we were given to study. You're getting ahead of yourself.
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 10:04 PM
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13. Uh, Where Is This "Group Sex" Group I'm Avoiding? And, Is CatWoman Involv
ed in some non-cooking way?
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 10:13 PM
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14. You'll have to take that up with her.
Last thread I started with the goal of actually FORMING such a group was disappeared pretty fast. I still think DU's not taking the orgy vote seriously.

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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 10:26 PM
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20. Prolly If It Were Non-COOKING, It Would Take OFF!!! n;/t
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 10:19 PM
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15. It's a Scalia thing
we just don't get it.

But Clarence 'Uncle' Thomas does...Oh Unka Thomas I got yer Koka Kola here-right here...
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 10:22 PM
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17. Would you object
if I asked you to wear a George Washington powdered wig with the Emma Peel getup, so I could pretend you were Sandra Day O'Connor?

:P

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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 10:28 PM
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21. i dont have the photoshop-program or skills-but here's an old chestnut:


Sandra Day O'Connor, far right.

dream a little dream, baby!

:7
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 10:40 PM
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25. OK, you know FULL WELL
that BLUE is my thing, not GREEN. If you're trying to turn me on, you only need to take the yellow out of that skintone...

:P

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warrens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 10:32 PM
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23. Taking a moment out, and apoligizing to Ashyka and Naomie
WHAT KIND OF IDIOTS THINK WE DON'T VOTE? OK, we forgot this time, but...
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