The *OFFICIAL* 'let's make pagerbear change his username' thread

[short bus president]

I submit, Sir, that your username is fallacious, because that's not really a pager at all - you're just happy to see me!

[jukes]

1. also, i understand that

"bare" is more appropriate than "bear"!

[Dookus]

2. I heard

he's really a straight woman from Amarillo.

HE'S A LIAR!!!!

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. I heard that he's actually Dookus with a hat, two dogs, and a cockatoo.

:shrug:

[short bus president]

9. And I heard

he's hung like a narwhal!

;-)

[ScreamingMeemie]

12. Bah, that was just rumor started by the cockatoo!

:evilgrin:

[short bus president]

16. SCAVERY WING-DEMONS!

That bird will sleep with the fishes for this.

[Lavender Brown]

3. Noooo! Hide, pagerbear, hide!

[short bus president]

6. Quiet, you!

I'll Lounge-stalk you once this name-change is accomplished! :P

[Lavender Brown]

14. Um

:scared:

[short bus president]

24. Damn!

I was really hoping for one of these:

:7

or at worst one of these:

:o

My Lounge-stalking proves threatening and overbearing once again, dammit. I think I need one of these:

:spank:

;-)

[Lavender Brown]

27. Nah

It was the dog wearing glasses that scared me. :scared:

[short bus president]

28. Don't TELL me you don't know Mr. Peabody???

OK, before I can Lounge-stalk you, you may have to work with me on overcoming these sorts of cultural barriers.

Do you recall any Fractured Fairy Tales?

Would you know what I meant if I said something was cromulent?

And, last but not least, do you know the true origin of the cartoon-typewriter-being-molested pic?



Just gimme any one of those three, and we'll be speakin' the same language...

;-)

[Lavender Brown]

29. I deal with fractured fairy tales every day

It's my job. B-)

[short bus president]

31. Funny,

you didn't look like this in the picture thread at ALL!



;-)

[Mizmoon]

4. Camel-toe is available, I hear

:evilgrin:

[short bus president]

7. "Moooooooooooooooooooon River..."

OK, OK, so I can't do Chevy Chase online.

:P

[the Princess]

8. You said Fallacious!!

Hu Hu hu Hu hu

[peekaloo]

10. textmessagebear?

[LDS Jock]

11. no one has a pager anymore.. how about cellphonebear

or is pager code for something?

[Dookus]

13. Or

BlackberryBear

[short bus president]

18. Yes, see, THAT'S where I'm headed with this.

We need to start a collection to buy the guy one of those blackberry rimjob gizmos. They're real effin' cool.

[ScreamingMeemie]

15. BeeperBear. I know, it's the same thing..but somehow cuter...

No?

[short bus president]

25. It is cute.

Have you considered "GrumpyBeeper" for yerself? It has a certain "kick" to it, right?

;-)

[pagerbear]

17. My name comes from a typesetting language, not actual pagers

[short bus president]

19. typesettinglanguagebear?

Is that you?

:P

[pagerbear]

20. Well, nowadays I use another language/software more than Pager

How about calling me ExstreamBear?

[sundog]

21. hardwarebear

[pagerbear]

22. No, I'm not that butch.

Few would call me butch at all!

[arwalden]

36. How About "I Can't Believe It's Not Pagerbear" or... "OperaBear"

[short bus president]

23. See, now yer talkin'

Everything's "Extreme" these days, anyway, right? Extreme deoderant, extreme kool-aid, extreme pornography. I'm not shittin' you at all when I tell you that yesterday I was presented the opportunity to purchase "extreme" birdseed for my feeder. Fuckin' weird, man. So maybe the Exstream thing would be too... Madison Avenue, after all.

:shrug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

26. I know! I know! Hot4CableGuyBear!!!!!!

That's it!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[pagerbear]

30. That would be LDSJockTX

How about Hot4LDSJockBear? Or for that matter, Hot4ChavezBear? Hot4TerryBear? Hot4AllenBear?

[short bus president]

32. Why not just HotBear?

LustyBear? HotLustyBear?

BlusteryHair?

Hep me out here, Jeebus...

[ScreamingMeemie]

34. LustyBustyTrustyBear?

:shrug:

[pagerbear]

37. I like this one!

[ScreamingMeemie]

33. Okay, I need to go take a nap now...all the threads are blurring into

one. Ooopsy!

[LDS Jock]

38. how did I get in this thread?

[ScreamingMeemie]

40. It all started with me getting 2 and half hours sleep last night, you see,

and it just kind of spiraled from there. All DUers are blurring together...I cannot now tell if you are me or I am you....it's so tiring. :hi:

[LDS Jock]

41. It's all good

I understand with your day yesterday. :pals:

[ScreamingMeemie]

42. I still think that would be a cool username though...

;) Thanks lds, today is a better day, sort of. :loveya:

[democracy eh]

35. how about implantedmicrochipbear?

[LDS Jock]

39. how about OperaBear?

[pagerbear]

43. Do you know how long it's been since this bear sang in an opera?