What should we get right-wingers for the holidays?

[vinnievin777]

They already have enough hatred.

Vinnie Vin
http://www.vinnievin.com

[Reverend_Smitty]

1. a brain?

A clue?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. a brown shirt?

fortunately I won't be spending the holidays with any right wingers...but if I were...

[MissB]

3. A ManDate, of course. (nt)

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

4. Hahaha!

[Webster Green]

5. Kneepads....

They will be spending eternity sucking Satan's cock.

(Apologies to Bill Hicks for ripping off his material)

[BayStateBoy]

6. Arsenic Enemas

[haydukelives]

7. nothing

[Autobot77]

8. How about some more bull shit..literally

This site will send someone crap from any animal you specify:
www.smellypoop.com

[Lefty48197]

9. Send them an invoice for your share of the Bush/DeLay/Frist debt.

Offer them net/30 days, and then add 6% annual interest.

[emulatorloo]

10. Let's send their jobs to India! EOM

[cyn2]

11. How about....

a donation to blackboxvoting.org in their name?

[religiousleft]

12. A porche, a diamond, something nice, extravagant

just charge it to their grandchildren.

[President Kerry]

13. A whole lot of vaselin. Enough to last 4 years. n/t

[Strawman]

14. We should get them laid.

I suspect many of them wouldn't be such assholes then. For example, how different would this world be right now if Karl Rove had actually even kissed a girl (or guy) in high school?

[Cerridwen]

15. The Rapture - n/t

[norml]

16. Lumps of coal never go out of style. So Dickensian!

Speaking of Dickens,A Christmas Carol,the story of a mean selfish conservative who becomes a kind generous liberal overnight,would make a good addition to the lump of coal.