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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 05:59 PM
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Post Your Name-Changing Jokes Here
Edited on Mon Nov-08-04 06:03 PM by CO Liberal
A man got to court ans requests a name change. The judge says, "Changing your name is a very serious thing - it has to be changed on a lot of different records. What is you name now?"

Man: "My name is Joe Shit."

Judge: "Well, I can understand why you would want to change it. OK - what do you want your name changed to?"

Man: "Bill Shit."

:-)

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Dukakis88 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 06:01 PM
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1. If Cher and Bono got married, would she take his name?
:shrug:
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 06:03 PM
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2. If Jackie Collins Married Jackie Chan....
...she'd be Jackie Chan.

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the Princess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 06:08 PM
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3. You're just a riot today honey
But I'm STILL the Princess!
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 06:10 PM
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5. And You Always Will Be!!!
:loveya:


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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 06:10 PM
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4. Soupy Sales Used to Say That He Had to Change His Real Name...
...when he went in to show business, because someone else was already using it. Helen Hayes.

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