I am 100% going to vote for Bush

[Trek234]

If he's in the election for moron or evil doer. :)

[tsipple]

1. When I Would Vote for Bush

If the deal was this: he resigns, and he competes for the next American Idol prize.

[number9]

3. dressed as Britney Spears

and his song is the one about being not so innocent.

[Walt Starr]

2. I've already voted for Bush

There was this internet poll asking who I thought was the worst president in history.

I couldn't take out the p because he's not really president, but I voted for Bush anyway.

[sasquatch]

4. Court jester

is the only way he would get my vote