Let's all fight and kick each others' asses in this thread.

[short bus president]

I'll admit it - I slept between 3 and 6, woke up, and started drinking again. It's 2:45 in the PM now, and goddamnit I'm ready for a fucking drunken barn dance. I mean a fight. Who's gonna say somethin'?

Whatcha got, punk?

Yeah, DS1, I'm looking at you. Let's fuckin' go, dude. And GOPisEvil, yer ass has been on my list for a long time. Let's just fucking get it on. Fight-wise, I mean. Not sex-wise. I'm too tired to grudge-fuck you right now.

:D

[MaineYooper]

1. okay, consider your groin kicked.

(in true Republican spirit)

[trotsky]

2. Doesn't anyone want a piece of me?

C'mon, I've been here almost since the beginning, you rat bastard!

[short bus president]

8. OK, here's something I've wanted to tell you from the start:

YOUR SCREEN-NAME MAKES ME THINK OF DIARRHEA AND SKIING!

Take THAT!

[Reciprocity]

21. Watch out for that brown snow. You piece of #$%^.

[short bus president]

25. The brown snow makes

the most painful slushballs. Eat it, piggy! Die, Republican scum!

:D

[trotsky]

26. Get the hell back on your short bus!

Now I realize that YOUR name had nothing to do with Chimpy - it's what you declared yourself on your ride to school!

[short bus president]

28. I declared myself LOTS of things on the ride to school,

that's beside the point. But whether I'm short bus president, or Mitzi Devine, Bovine Group Queen of The Local 4H, I can still kick your scavery ass up and down the alleyway and into the gutter to be washed out by the winos' nocturnal urinations.

[trotsky]

29. LMAO

OK, you win. Damn, sbp, that was the first time I've laughed today. Thanks.

[short bus president]

31. KNEW I was put on this

horrible, horrible planet for a reason.

;-)

[blondeatlast]

3. I'm so outta this thread (but I might peek at it a time or two)! nt

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

4. Oh fuck no, short bus.

DON'T CROSS ME. I'LL KICK YOUR ASS, I SWEAR.

[short bus president]

6. You have the strength of youth, grasshopper.

But lack the wisdom (nee cynicism) of age.

En garde!

:mad:























;-)

[skeeterintexas]

5. I'm not fightin'

I'm kinda new around these parts but I brought a present:

[short bus president]

7. Them's FIGHTIN' WORDS!!!

:mad:

Or at least some damn fine fightin' licka. I remember a time when I could drain one of those in a single chug.

Oh, wait. No I don't.

[MsAnthropy]

33. We love the new guy!

[Ganja Ninja]

9. Don't look at me I'm French, I surrender!

or concede, whatever.

[DS1]

10. fuck you and your fucking coffee

oh, wrong thread

[short bus president]

12. I don't need no steenkin' coffee!

I'll wipe that smug little face right off yer head, mister!

[VelmaD]

11. Any time you feel froggy...jump

I'll kick your ass and make you like it.

[short bus president]

14. Don't make me female-dog-slap you, Deevee...

I've already exposed you as a freetard disruptor. You might as well give it up and go party with your boys goodhair and delay. Scavery vagina-person!

:P

[GOPisEvil]

13. Yeah, but if we fight, it'll just turn you on...

:D

[short bus president]

15. depends

on how much crisco's involved...

[GOPisEvil]

17. Invite her...

...maybe she'll bring the liquor...

[short bus president]

19. Bwhahahahaha!

You tryin' to get out of bringin' that case of shiner already? You scavery friggin man-hussy!

[GOPisEvil]

30. I might bring the Shiner Party Pack, if you promise to be nice.

Shiner Bock
Shiner Blonde
Shiner Wheat
Shiner
Shiner Light, too

[short bus president]

32. Yeesh... "nice"

That's SO vanilla, I might just have to charge you extra, sweetie, for the boredom factor. :boring:

:P

[motely36]

16. I'll fight you

once I stop laughing...this is too funny!

Oh yeah, fuck you!

[short bus president]

20. Laugh it up, man

Lemme tell you, I'm gonna make you give yerself analingus before I'm done kicking yer ass!

[motely36]

damn...

Now your turning me on!

[motely36]

24. Duplicate

oops

[chiffon]

18. I'll be your huckleberry...

be right back, gotta go to the liquor store.

[short bus president]

23. C'mon - just lemme

beat you upside the head for a good solid half-hour. You'll have one helluva buzz, and it'll be FREE! Plus, you'll get to talk like George Foreman when it's all done. And maybe even get yer own line of fat-reducing electric grills.

[chiffon]

34. The shits on...I DO have to go the liquor store and I WILL be back

Free buzz my ass...let's get it started. When I'm done with you, you will still be a SHORTy, BUSted head, and look like that fuckin' PRESIDENTial fucker bushy bushit. (yeah...i said it---bushy bushit)

I feel like fightin'!

Playing dirty! Wallowing in some MUD. Throwin' yer ass up against the wall. Grappin' your...

I am quite concerned...This is turning me on!

[short bus president]

36. Damn, and here with the "defcon 4" limitations on DU

I can't even check yer profile to see what gender you are before I start shamelessly man-hussying at you. I feel so... liberated!

:loveya:

[chiffon]

37. I am baaaaaaaaaaack. Where are you at --you piece of shit!

Let's rumble.

Today is the day for all the pinned up hostilities that I have boiling deep, deep with the vestiges of my soul. Intended to be unleashed upon the ungrateful, spewn upon the unwilling, and targeted to the the unremitting.

I wanna wrestle somebody!

Anybody will do.

[short bus president]

40. Ugh - I just woke up from a 2-hr nap.

Somehow the world failed to re-cromulate itself while I slept.

Stupid world, fucking doin' it wrong.

[redqueen]

22. Yeah, baby!

But can we just skip the fighting and go right to the asskicking?

[short bus president]

27. You got it

top/bottom roles last at least an hour each, though. And no safe words. They're for fucking pussies.

[redqueen]

35. Nah fuck it

I'm too lazy for that. You'll have to find someone else with the motivation for kicking ass. All I can offer is a tiny bit of light resistance.

[Jack Schitt]

38. I'll fight the repukes.

I won't fight my fellow Dems.

[lumberingbear]

39. Hey short bus!!!!

Your bus isn't the only thing that's short on you!!!

(Sorry, I have to get my count up! :-) )

[short bus president]

42. I guess the shortness extends

the entire length of yer post-count, eh?

:P

[ScreamingMeemie]

41. No! No! I wanna make babies....

;)

[short bus president]

43. Just not right now, dear.

The flesh is willing, I'm sure, but the mind is spongy and enfeebled.

[belladonna]

44. Can I just watch?

And if things get interesting, maybe hold the camera? :evilgrin:

[short bus president]

45. Sure.

We'll need to document the activities, anyway, so the aliens will be able to figure out what to do with the rocket full of people's sex goo we're gonna blast towards 'em.