conversation at the Oreilly dinner table

[MichaelHarris]

Bill's wife: "Hey Bill, if the settlement said 'no wrong-doing' why is there a check here made out to Andrea Mackris for 10 million dollars?"

Bill: "Ummmm errr severance pay?"

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/247666p-212071c.html

[salinen]

1. "Bill, do you know what happened

to my loofah?

[MichaelHarris]

3. hahahahaha

Bill: "Honey I had to sell that loofah at the "No-Spin" store to raise some quick cash."

[name not needed]

2. Bill! Put down the falafel!

[MichaelHarris]

4. Bill's response

Bill: "Honey, we need to tighten our belts around here, next time buy off-brand falafels"

[ismnotwasm]

6. Oh god

At my work, they actually had a "falafel day" part of a day of smarmy morale building work celebration. I started cracking up, they looked very blank, and I had to explain. They still didn't get it. Where in HELL did they come up with that, at this time?

[Was_Immer]

5. Notice in the picture she has her hand up??

Is she doing it to Bill... "Talk to the hand, because I cant hear you."

[MichaelHarris]

7. we may never know what ole

Bill had to pay but we can belittle his ass every chance we get. This is America and I say we should make fun of him til he cries like Jimmy Swaggert.