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Maiden England Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:24 AM
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Do you leave the seat up?
When you pee? Are you male or female? And why?

I am failing miserably to train my hubby to put the goddamn seat down. It may end up in divorce. I don't understand.
:mad:
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loveable liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:26 AM
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1. marriage is about compromise. buy him a hand game like yatzee
makes ya wanna sit and play. the game.
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Maiden England Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:29 AM
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5. He reads in there, he does sit awhile...
its not about compromise, its about not wanting my dogs to drink out of the toilet, especially since they are so big on massive sloppy licks on the face And that I have *nice* (twee) covers on my lids too - yes yes, I am that sad.
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loveable liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:34 AM
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7. um...i think you just said you let dogs lick your face.
im on your husbands side now. sorry. it doenst mean your a bad person.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:26 AM
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2. I pee with it down! HAHAHAHAA
Just kidding, but I do leave it up sometimes. It is a hell of a lot easier for you look before you sit you ass down on the pot than it is for us to put it up then put it back down.
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Gemini Cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:39 AM
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9. Agreed.
Look before you sit.
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lefador Donating Member (224 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 03:36 AM
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11. Finally somebody had to say it....
... frankly I am tired of women complaining about the seat deal, when they never even contemplate the opposite scenario.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ is it really that hard to look, I mean at some point the toilet is in your direct line of sight when you enter the bathroom... not that hard really.

And why on earth is this even a freaking issue....
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TransitJohn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:27 AM
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3. Do you leave it up for him when you're done?
Does he have you properly "trained?" Just a thought.
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Maiden England Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:30 AM
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6. No, I'm a complete lost cause
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Davion Donating Member (210 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:28 AM
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4. I used to contemplate suicide
When I realized I was gay. But sometimes the advantages are so freakin' nice! :)
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:36 AM
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8. You know this could all be solved
If home bathrooms were built with urinals in them.
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Technowitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:40 AM
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10. Being a female married to a female...
...the only time the seat is ever up is when the toilet is cleaned or when we have a male guest over to visit (and our most frequent one NEVER forgets to put it back down).

Actually the bigger trouble we have is my sweetie sometimes forgets to put a new roll of paper on the spool. Now THAT can be trouble!
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 04:02 AM
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12. Lid down after. Very well trained male.
:kick:
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 04:03 AM
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13. I don't understand what the big f***ing deal about the seat is
Edited on Sat Oct-30-04 04:04 AM by Skittles
so it's up - so what??? Better than them pissing on the seat. Maybe it's because I have five brothers but I don't get why it's an issue. And shut the door on the dogs.

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