I'm growing a goatee! Ask me anything!

[Hawkeye-X]

[dr.strangelove]

1. Is it on your face?

[Hawkeye-X]

8. Yes!

[dr.strangelove]

16. You should die it purple and green.

[gratuitous]

2. Wow, so is Daryl Kagan

Oh wait, she's becoming a beard not growing one. My mistake.

[Deja Q]

3. Will you apply fertilizer to make it grow faster and healthier?

:D

[Hawkeye-X]

10. Nah. It's a week and a half's growth.

It's coming nicely.

[The_Casual_Observer]

4. You had better not be a woman!

[flyingfysh]

5. My Pet Goatee?

[da_chimperor]

6. Does it look patchy and pathetic, like the one I tried to grow when I was

18? I hope not. Let's just my mom made more fun it than anyone else. I thought she would have been on my side.

[CO Liberal]

7. Does It Itch Yet???

[Hawkeye-X]

12. It doesn't itch at all.

[calico1]

9. When are you going to shave that thing off? n/t

[Hawkeye-X]

13. Probably in a month or so, after my wife complains

SHAVE THE DAMN THING OFF!

[calico1]

17. Sounds like what I say to my hubby to be.

You men! You must grow goatees purposely just to piss us off! :mad:

[democracy eh]

11. it is hard to maintain symmetry

my goats never last long as a result
full beard or clean shaven

or scruff

whoops, question..

Is symmetry important to you?

[THUNDER HANDS]

14. cool, I have one

I've always wanted a foo-man-choo, but I can't grow hair on one side of my face all the way.

[sandnsea]

15. Aw no, whyyyy??????

I hate those goddamned things. My personal theory, we will be back on the path of sanity when men start shaving their facial hair again. Are you going to braid it like Jesse too???

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

18. How much food can you store in it?

I always thought the best thing about facial hair is that you could bring a snack with you everywhere you go

[captainjack]

19. family guy or simpsons did that idea

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

21. Family guy, he had a bird nesting in his beard

[Maddy McCall]

20. Why?