Cheif Wiggum's best line ever?

[russian33]

"Homer Simpson, you're under arrest for the murders of Moe Szyslak and Apu Nahasa...pasa...Aw, just Moe. Just Moe."

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

1. Geez Lou - how long were you gonna let me drink this thing? *slurp*

[Richardo]

2. "Oh, man, what a day....

...It's no cakewalk being a single parent, juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls... two, I suppose."

[ProdigalJunkMail]

3. that's some good shootin', Lou

Lou : Gotta love whatcha do, Chief...

[bullimiami]

11. this is the communication center...

or "com" center.
the boys like to put their banana stickers on it
there's chiquita, dole, gorillas choice, bannanco.....

[Richardo]

4. "Where's your Messiah *now*, Flanders?"

(In his best Edward G Robinson voice)

[Cocoa]

5. no, you got the wrong number

this is 9-1-um-2

[Burma Jones]

6. No jury in the world is going to convict a baby ... Maybe Texas.

[Huckebein the Raven]

7. Put an APB out for a

"Ursos R Jeewoa" (not exactly correct)

"better check Greek Town"

[LSdemocrat]

8. "Oh no! They are? Have they set a date?"

In response to Homer saying, "One day the citizens of this town are going to rise up against you crooked cops?"

[bigpenguin]

9. "Shoot out the tires, boys!"

Lou: "Chief, that's a tank."

"I'm getting real tired of your excuses, Lou."

[russian33]

16. Welcome to DU bigpenguin!

:hi:

[DelawareValleyDem]

10. Can't you people take the law into your own hands?

I mean, we can't be policing an entire city

[phaseolus]

12. the time the cable tv went out

television -- "Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless."

Wiggum -- Well, I'll be damned...

[UpsideDownFlag]

13. "well, the gang is wanted in eight other states, and we have a saying

around here...'Let Michigan handle it'"

[underpants]

14. What IS your fascination with the forbidden closet of mystery?

TO Raplh when Bart talks him into breaking into the closet on their "playdate"

[dave123williams]

15. Er, no; this is nine - one - TWO.

[Downtown Hound]

17. Homer: "One of these days us honest citizens

are going to stand up to you crooked cops!"

Wiggam (terrified): "YOU ARE? OH NO!"

[TheBlackSteeds]

18. "Aw, just Moe. Just Moe."

Agreed..

[frylock]

19. engine block eggs..

if we can keep these down, we'll be sittin' pretty!

[noonwitch]

20. "We have a saying around here-let Michigan handle it"

You don't know how true this is, in real life, when it comes to children's services, at least.

[underpants]

21. "No son aim a little higher, that is what we call a 'head shot'"

Crazy Marge

[BigMcLargehuge]

22. me may mah moe... me moe mah may

(singing off key to rile up the police dogs, who upon release, savagely attack him)

[CanuckAmok]

23. Looks like you bought yourself a lottery ticket...to jail"

n/t

[CanuckAmok]

24. "Can't you people take care of yourselves? We can't be 'policing'...

...the whole city"

[Richardo]

25. "I expected better from you, Jimmy the Scumball"

[Arkana]

26. "Comic Book Guy, you're under arrest for piracy,

...but we'll reduce the sentence if you just put your pants on. GAWD!"

[Richardo]

27. "I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn. "

[rinsd]

28. "But Sara, it's $10 a pill" (nt)

[ET Awful]

29. Arrest him on on count of being a bear. And arrest HIM on one count

of accessory to being a bear.