Hallowe'en, as done by the same people who gave you the Bush tax

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cut:

October 31 - Large turnout, but people only give out candy to the kids with the obviously expensive and elaborate costumes.

November 1 - Smaller turnout, people still favoring the kids that already got candy. Commonly heard to the majority of the kids that don't get candy two days in a row: "I gave you candy already."

And so on . . .