Ask me anything: I'll respond with a slogan!

[Beware the Beast Man]

[kick-ass-bob]

1. Do you have 6 fingers on your hand?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1877697

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2. Four fingers and a thumb- for all your grasping needs (TM).

[kick-ass-bob]

7. what the hell is that from??

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13. Because sometimes, the greatest answers are pulled from the ass.

[kick-ass-bob]

14. very nice!

:beer:

[DelawareValleyDem]

3. Where did I leave my keys?

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6. Couch Cushions- they're not just for sitting anymore.

[tompea]

4. I know

it's really sad that our national dialog takes place on that level. we have no one but ourselves to blame. oh yeah, and the right, and the media, and the whole military industrial complex.
tom pea
http://itsjustcommonsense.blogspot.com/

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15. Taking things way too seriously- the other white meat.

:hi:

[Itchinjim]

5. Where in the world are my car keys?!

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10. Double posts- when one answer just won't do.

[eyesroll]

8. Are para or non-para urinal cakes better?

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11. Nothing says funk-free like para-urinal!!!!

[AIJ Alom]

9. Ann Coulter

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12. Ann Coulter- because Freepers need to masturbate, too.

[louis-t]

16. Who took my favorite coffee mug?

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17. Have you interrogated a coworker today?

[louis-t]

19. Well, er, there are 85 of them

plus a staff of 15 and then there's the cleaning crew, and, er, I.............

[Poiuyt]

18. This thread is ridiculous. Why are you wasting my time?

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20. The "Hide" button- it's not just for show anymore.

[skygazer]

21. Why do we need to beware the beast man?

[Beware the Beast Man]

22. "For he is the devil's pawn."

[LibLover]

23. This thread has COWBELL!

[Beware the Beast Man]

24. Everyone can use a little cowbell!

[TX-RAT]

25. How do you milk a rattlesnake?

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27. Caution- the way to milk a rattlesnake.

[gpandas]

26. final score of the patriot game?

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28. When you need to know a score, look no further than Pats 13, Jets 7

[gpandas]

29. i meant the coming pats game.

[Beware the Beast Man]

32. Steelers 42, Pats 7- Because we all need wishful thinking!

:)

[Phillycat]

30. Who will win the World Series?

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33. When curses need to be lifted...

look no further than the 2004 Red Sox!

[Phillycat]

36. Woo hoo!

You're very good at this. :thumbsup:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

31. Would you, could you with a mouse?

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34. T.M.I. -the fundamental building block of online chat!

[truebluecollar]

35. Who's Yer Daddy?

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39. Deadbeats- cruel bastards of the animal kingdom.

[Kadie]

37. Is there life after death?

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40. Heaven- Freeperless since 1071.

[NamVetsWeeLass]

38. so Beast, You wanna go Grab An Ihren and talk about Dem Stillers anat?

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41. Nothing says "I ain't goin' dahn Donnie Ars lookin like a jagoff"

like Pittsburghese!

[NamVetsWeeLass]

42. You're going dahn to Pants Anat ain't cha?

Ya know Dohnnie is workin there anat, now...? ROFLMMFAO... Pittsburghese, it's what's been confusing the nation for years!

[UrbScotty]

43. Does Uranus have a lot of gas?

:D

[name not needed]

44. Anal warts?

[derbstyron]

45. Why does John Kerry hate God, guns and all that make this country great?