I'm bored. Someone cuss me out based only on my profile, or sig line.

[LostInAnomie]

Do it losers.

[Hav]

1. .

No. Just out of spite!

[LostInAnomie]

2. Aaarrrrgggghhhh! You've found a hole in my plan.

eom

[amber dog democrat]

3. curses upon you for your sig line

and profile. So ! You miserable excuse for an enlightened dem person.
May you get frequently stuck in elevators with The Archies playing over the PA system, followed by Debbie Boone's " You lite up my life " .

there

how was that ?

[qnr]

4. Why have you got a photo of my mother's friggin' boyfriend

in your sig line?

[sister moon]

5. Wha?

There is nothing cussable about your profile or sig line. you need to be more controversial before I can cuss you. Say something inflammatory.

[LostInAnomie]

11. Alright here you go

Sister moon:
Nice name, did Frank Zappa give it to you, or did you just try to com up with the dumbest name possible by yourself?

Member since Sep 19th 2004:
I don't think there could be a lamer date in DU history.

Number of posts 85:
That's not very many posts. What are you some kind of troll?

Gender female:
No wonder you couldn't think of anything to say.

City prefer not to say:
Why? What do you have to hide, commie!?

State florida:
Yeah, you guys really know how to run a state down there. Lets hope you've used the last 4 years learning how to count.

Country duh:
Having trouble remembering? Are you some kind of stoner?

Hobby reading, internet, irritating other people:
I do the same things, only I annoy people with words instead of with B.O.

Comment i'm an agnostic and a liberal, a middle-aged mother of two budding radicals! I've been reading DU da:
"I've been reading DU da" What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Now maybe you can cuss me out. No offense. ;-)

[sister moon]

12. Douchebag.

I mean that in the nicest possible way.

:evilgrin:

[LostInAnomie]

14. Now you're getting into it.

eom

[qnr]

6. And what in the name of all that is holy does

loafing mean, ferchissakes (gee, I make a lot of religious references for an athiest) ... making shoes? making bread? misspelling falafel related instruments? sheesh

[LostInAnomie]

7. It means to spend time lazily

foo'

[qnr]

8. I wouldn't know, I started working in my mom's 3rd trimester and

never stopped. {cough}

[Mizmoon]

9. You're from IN? IN?

Where the fuck is that? Near OUT? DUH!!!! :puke:

(I did my best)

[Mr. Brown of MD]

10. ATHF is one of the least funny shows in the history of TV

And you are a fucking humorless dog for finding enough redeemable in it to have that fat guy whose name I can't even remember in your worthless signature line.

-CollegeDude
With no hard feelings, of course

[TrustingDog]

13. you are like a french bagette... not a loaf... errr.

[sister moon]

15. Would that be anything like

a douchebaguette?

[TrustingDog]

16. o please, I don't want a Novak imaginery here. this is funniery.