Time for the gratuitous "Blues Brothers" quote thread....

[kmla]

"Nazis? I hate Illinois Nazis!"

:bounce:

[JVS]

1. "We offered to help you, you refused to take our help, so I said...

I guess you're really up shit creek"

[MaineDem]

2. We're on a mission from God"

Ewww, sounds like whistle ass

[JVS]

3. "I took the liberty of bullshitting you"

[ixion]

4. "Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Two Orange Whips..."

:-)

[JVS]

5. "You're going to look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob..

with no FUCKIN TEETH!"

[zekeson]

17. Dammit

that was mine. I say that all the time, "you're going to have a hard time _____ ___, with no fuckin' teeth". My kids give me the strangest looks... Guess when they are older I should let them watch the movie...

[JVS]

22. I saw it as a young child.

It never hurt me.

[JVS]

6. "I pledge allegiance to Adolf Hitler"

[MiddleRiverRefugee]

7. "Four fried chickens and a Coke."

n/t

[JVS]

10. "You want chicken wings or chicken legs?"

[MaineDem]

8. I can't resist.... "oh we have both kinds"

country AND western.
:D

[JVS]

29. "Well its a BEAUTIFUL place, Bob!"

[DemBones DemBones]

9. "I'll have two fried chickens and a small Coke."

:7

[CatWoman]

11. It's a 106 miles to Chicago.

We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

[JVS]

12. "Do you have the miss Piggy?"

[JVS]

13. "Jesus H. Charles Manson Christ"

[JVS]

14. "You got my Cheez Whiz, boy?"

[gratuitous]

15. Since you asked me so nicely . . .

Here's the story 'bout Minnie the Moocher . . .

[kmla]

16. "You traded the Bluesmobile...

... for a microphone?"

[JVS]

20. "I can see that"

[JVS]

18. "Mr. Fabulous, why, you're looking younger than ever!"

[Skittles]

19. ARE YOU THE POLICE ?

"No ma'am; we're musicians."

[MiddleRiverRefugee]

21. 'Nother one: "It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant..."

"It's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas...What do you say, is this the new Bluesmobile, or what?"

[GOPisEvil]

23. Fix the lighter!

[JVS]

24. "Disco pants and haircuts"

[kmla]

25. "...they've got S.C.M.O.D.S."

"S.C.M.O.D.S.?"

"Yeah. State, County, Municipal Offender Data System."

[JVS]

27. "The light was yellow, sir"

[underpants]

41. The new Buicks are in early this year

:bounce:

[JVS]

44. "The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year"

[underpants]

54. .

Ooooh I have to be banished from this thread :spank:

[JVS]

55. "Pier 1 imports? This place has got everything"

[JVS]

45. "Lots of space in this mall"

[JVS]

26. "The use of unnecessary force in the apprehension of the ...

Blues Brothers has been approved"

[yella_dawg]

28. Favorite of the BFEE

"It wasn't my fault!"

[JVS]

30. More complete version

"No, I didn't. Honest. I ran out of gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!"

[underpants]

31. Mr.Man! Mr.Man!

No ma'am we are musicians.

[JVS]

32. "They left this number. Maybe it help you."

[underpants]

33. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's...

106 miles to Chicago, it's dark and we are wearing sunglasses.

Hit it!

[JVS]

34. "I'm sorry, Mayor Daley no longer dines here. He's dead sir"

[JVS]

35. "The soup is fucking ten dollars"

[underpants]

36. The use of unneccesary force......has been approved

:bounce:

[JVS]

37. "How much for the little girl?"

[JVS]

38. "Wrong glass sir"

[underpants]

39. I'm Bob, lead singer and driver of the Winnebago

:bounce:

[JVS]

40. "Sell them to me! Sell me your children!"

[JVS]

42. "Boys, you got to learn not to talk to nuns that way."

[underpants]

43. We threw a rod_____Is that bad?______Yep

That has to be the single greatest car wreck in the history of cinema.

[GOPisEvil]

46. We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.

[GOPisEvil]

47. Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now!

[GOPisEvil]

48. You want I should wipe the dead bugs off the windshield, ma'am?

[underpants]

49. HEY YOU! on the motorcycle

:bounce:

[JVS]

50. YOU TWO GIRLS!

[underpants]

52. aaaaaaand it's Ladies night Ladies get in for free

:thumbsup:

[underpants]

51. I've always loved you

Fat Nazi to the lead Nazi as they are falling off a not completed overpass about 20,000 feet up.

[JVS]

53. "We'd like to welcome all the representatives of the Illinois...

law enforcement community"

[underpants]

56. One condom_________soiled

the ever present (and great) Frank Oz.

[GOPisEvil]

58. Pssst - "prophylactic"

:P

[underpants]

69. .

DAMN IT! That's two mistakes in one Blues Brothers thread.

My honor and dignity require that I resign form this thread.

BTW- When Ellwood does the 180 and parks the car perfectly in front of the restaurant has to be one of the coolest car moves ever on film.

[Garage Queen]

57. "Hidee hidee hidee hi!"

Ok, technically not a quote but a lyric from Minnie the Moocher. So sue me! :7

[JVS]

59. hodie hodie hodie hoh

[Garage Queen]

61. Heeedeee heedee heedee hee!

B-)

[JVS]

65. oodie oodie odie oh

[Richardo]

68. Skiddly boo skiddly boo skiddlee deedleee deeedlee booo

:D

[Shrek]

60. So Jake!

You're out, you're free, you're rehabilitated, what's next?

What's new?

You got the money you owe us, MOTHER F***ER?

[JVS]

64. "Look at you, in those candy-assed monkey suits"

[JVS]

62. First you trade the Cadillac for a microphone. Then you lie to me about ..

the band. Now you're gonna put me right back in the joint!

[JVS]

63. "Shit!"

"What?"
"Rollers"
"No!"
"Yeah"
"Shit!"

[fishnfla]

66. "This is glue...

strong stuff"

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

67. ...doors to the SWAT van burst open and...

"HUT!" "HUT!" "HUT!" "HUT!" "HUT!" "HUT!" "HUT!" "HUT!"

Don't know why, but that part always cracks me up.
and...
"Permission to use excessive force on the Blues Brothers...has been approved."