If you're so clever, why are you on your own tonight?

[bloodyjack]

[Bluebear]

1. Why am I on my tonight?

Eh??

[bloodyjack]

4. Because tonight is just like any other night

That's why you're on your own tonight

[Kire]

2. I dont own a tonight.

anybody want to get off of theirs and let me on?

[ogradda]

3. on my tonite?

my whoee whatter?

[bloodyjack]

5. :( duly noted and corrected

[ogradda]

15. oic!

well...actually i like being alone.

[qnr]

6. Aside from being evil, anti-social, stinky & morally repugnant you mean?

Even with all that, my wife is right here :)

[Quadrajet]

7. I'm at work. *sigh*

[bloodyjack]

8. I don't think this thread wouldve drawn a fraction of as many responses

If I hadnt screwed up the God damned title like an asshole

[Bluebear]

10. LOL I hate it when that happens

:toast:

[Zero Division]

9. Hmmm....suddenly I feel soil falling over my head

Why is that, I wonder? :evilgrin:

[bloodyjack]

11. Well, I wonder...

[Zero Division]

12. My girlfriend's in a coma, BTW.

Yes, it's really serious. :evilgrin:

[bloodyjack]

13. she might sleep but she will never dream!

[Zero Division]

16. Ah, but we were going to be married by a Vicar in a Tutu

:cry:

[bloodyjack]

19. Let the old dreams die!

[Zero Division]

22. Oh, all right! You're the one for me, fatty.

[Heddi]

26. some girls are bigger than others

some girl's mothers are bigger than other girl's mothers

[Zero Division]

37. How can you stay with a fat girl who'll say: Would you like to marry me?

And if you like you can buy the ring.

[bloodyjack]

40. And she doesn't even like me!

And I know because she said so!

[bloodyjack]

27. So phone me, phone me, phone me

[Heddi]

29. ask me! ask me! ask me!

because if it's not love then it's the bomb that will bring us together

(PS thanks for having me haul out the Moz/Smiths CD's ((as if I needed an excuse)))

[Kire]

42. ditto

"(PS thanks for having me haul out the Moz/Smiths CD's ((as if I needed an excuse)))"

[Zero Division]

32. I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar

[GingerSnaps]

39. I use to date a

Man that was kind of gross and I couldn't get drunk enough to kiss him.

[Heddi]

17. why pander life's complexities

when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?

[bloodyjack]

23. A crack on the head is what you get for asking!

[Heddi]

25. oh yes you can punch me

And you can butt me
And you can break my spine
But you won't change the way I feel
cos I love youuuuu

[bloodyjack]

33. Use your loaf!

[Heddi]

36. Beware! I bear more grudges

than lonely high-court judges!!!

[bloodyjack]

38. A man who slits throats has time on his hands

AND I'M GONNA GET YOU

[Heddi]

14. see, the sea wants to take me...the knife wants to slit me

do you think you can help me?

[bloodyjack]

21. I am a man of means (of slender means)

[Heddi]

24. if you ever need self-validiation

just meet me in the alley by the rail-road station
(it's written all over my facccceeee)

[bloodyjack]

30. Did I ever tell you, by the way,

I never did like your face!

[Heddi]

31. your face is as mean as your life has been (nt)

:-)

[bloodyjack]

34. Thats why women only like me for my mind

:D

[Heddi]

35. And now you make me feel so ashamed because I've only got two hands

but I'm still fond of you
oh
ho ho

[getoffmytrain]

18. I wasn't...

just got home :-)

[Zorra]

20. Because I'm clever?

[Heddi]

28. leather elbows on a tweed coat (oh)

is that the best you can do???

[Zero Division]

41. Rubber Ring

Rubber Ring

"A sad fact widely known
The most impassionate song
To a lonely soul
Is so easily outgrown
But don't forget the songs
That made you smile
And the songs that made you cry
When you lay in awe
On the bedroom floor
And said : "Oh, oh, smother me Mother..."
No ...
Rubber ring, rubber ring, rubber ring, rubber ring
La ...

The passing of time
And all of its crimes
Is making me sad again
The passing of time
And all of its sickening crimes
Is making me sad again
But don't forget the songs
That made you cry
And the songs that saved your life
Yes, you're older now
And you're a clever swine
But they were the only ones who ever stood by you

The passing of time leaves empty lives
Waiting to be filled (the passing ...)
The passing of time
Leaves empty lives
Waiting to be filled
I'm here with the cause
I'm holding the torch
In the corner of your room
Can you hear me ?
And when you're dancing and laughing
And finally living
Hear my voice in your head
And think of me kindly
No ...
Rubber ring, rubber ring, rubber ring, rubber ring
La ...
No ...
Rubber ring, rubber ring, rubber ring, rubber ring

Do you
Love me like you used to ?
Oh ...
Rubber ring, rubber ring, rubber ring, rubber ring
La ...

You're clever
Everybody's clever nowadays
You're clever
Everybody's clever nowadays

You are sleeping
You do not want to believe
You are sleeping
You do not want to believe
You are sleeping
You do not want to believe
You are sleeping "

G'night! :hi: