Seat Up or Seat down?

[Scaramouche]

Poll question: Seat Up or Seat down?

For domestic tranquility should the toilet seat always:

[trof]

1. lid down

dog

[radwriter0555]

2. ALWAYS close the lid. Who wants pee pee water spraying all over the

bathroom?
EWEWEWEEWWEWWEWEWWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW!

[soupkitchen]

3. Does anybody else get complaints for putting it down too noisily?

[Scaramouche]

4. Nope, just for peeps

pissing on the lid 'cuz they weren't expecting it to be down...

[trof]

6. Got padded seat & lid.

Very comfortable and
vewwy vewwy quiet.

[radwriter0555]

18. What? It's too hard LOWER it and not SLAM it? Come on peeps!

;)

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. You forgot an option -

"Take some personal @(*^#% responsiblity for yourself and LOOK BEFORE YOU PEE OR SIT DOWN, and if you fall into the toilet, or pee on the toilet cover, it's YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT, YOU clean it up."

[MaineDem]

7. We compromised

When we got married we agreed to always put the lid down. It's habit after all these years.

[Scaramouche]

9. Kudos on such a sane decision...

I once had a girlfriend living with me who could not accept this common sense approach.

She was admamant that if I really cared about her, the throne would left in the best position for her comfort. She didn't like to fully-wakeup at night when she had to pee. So if the seat was up she'd hit cold porclean. If left down, she'd be so ready to let go that when standing up again she'd pee on her leg.

Needless to say we're no longer together....

[Don_G]

8. Finished: Lid Down

My ex-girlfriend was a red-haired witch and made it clear in no uncertain terms the first time I left the lid up.

[Scaramouche]

11. You actually know that a woman wanted

lid down everytime afer use? Is it a decoratnig thing?

I mean, my toilet seat has fish on the lid in trying to create a marine theme in the bathroom. You know, shells, fish, and nautical trinkets. Oh yeah, the soap used to be shaped be like fish...

[Don_G]

16. She Woke Up During The Night

And had a habit of using the WC with the lights off.

I suspect she got her fanny wet one night.

[TreasonousBastard]

20. You got one of those too?

Mine's sort of transparent, and if you look down there while the lid's closed, it looks like dolphins swimming.

Couldn't find one with sharks, snakes, or the Loch Ness monster.

No fish shaped soap, though. Glycerine soap and liquid soap, or whatever's on sale.

[SiouxJ]

10. Lid down

Don't you know why there's a lid? It keeps the shit from spraying all over the feakin' bathroom! Always put it down before you flush. Always.

[Scaramouche]

12. Do you suggest that flushing while seated is:

-A potential disaster?
-Not recommended even if you are trying to disguise the sound or smell?
-Not worth responding to?

on edit: clarification.

[SiouxJ]

13. Huh?

just put the lid down before you flush it's not that difficult a concept. I said nothing about being seated.

[Scaramouche]

15. I agee on the concept...

Just was trying to make a funny...

BTW I edited the previous post to clarify...the Joke!?

[rucky]

23. Either we leave it up, or we pee on it...

...you can't have it both ways.

[TreasonousBastard]

17. Hey!

It's my bathroom, and if I want shit on the walls it's none of your business.

[radwriter0555]

19. and wid dat attitude it's gonna be your SOLO BAFFROOM for a really

REALLY long time.... forever, maybe even!

;)

[TreasonousBastard]

21. but no seat fights.

[VermontDem2004]

14. Lid up

'nuff said.

[Nevernose]

22. I can leave it up or down

But I'm peeing standing up either way. Your call. :-)