DUers vs FReepers by position

[sasquatch]

Drug of choice:
DUers-Marijuana vs FReepers-Crystal Meth
Advantage:
DUers

Hobbies:
DUers-Drinking, Cooking, Sports(Baseball,Basketball,Football and Hockey) and foriegn travel.
vs
FReepers-Drinking, Wifebeating,NASCAR and shooting road signs.
Advantage:
DUers

Political activism:
Duers-Picketing, Marching, Passive Resistance, Holding a Rally and Calling Politicians
vs
FReepers-Lynchings(minorities only), Death Threats, Abortion CLinic Bombings and Attacking Disssenters(Physicly and Verbally).
Advantage:
DUers

Religous Beliefs:
DUers-Athiest, Agnostics, Church Member Christians, Non-Donominational Christians, Muslims, Jews, Hindus and Budhist.
vs
FReepers-Snakehandling Christians, Fundamentalist Christians and Satan Worshipers(NeoCons).
Advantage:
DUers

Military Expieience:
DUers-WWII veterans, Korean War Veterans, Vietnam Veterans, Gulf War I Veterans, Bush Oil War Veterans(No offense intended), Peace Time Veterans, Retired Military Personel, F-4's(me) and No Military Service.
vs
FReepers-Drummed Out, AWOL, National Guard During 'Nam, Mercenarie and No Military Service.
Advantage:
DUers

Employment Status:
DUers-Small Buisness Owners, Office Workers, Personal Assistants, Bartenders, Servers, Personal Trainers, Truckers, Teachers, Doctors and Students.
vs
FReepers-Manure Shovelers, Crystal Meth Producers, Union Busters, Mail Fraud and Unemployed
Advantage:
DUers

Training/Exercise:
DUers-Running, Weightlifting, Yoga, Swimming and Martial Arts.
vs
FReepers-Lawn Care.
Advantage:
DUers.

[theorist]

1. Very nice.

What's with freepers and crystal meth, anyway? Does that explain why their five or six teeth are so screwed up? It's a wonder that they even know how to logon to AOL.

:evilgrin:

Charity:
DUers-generous
vs
Freepers-"you want my hard earned money, commie?!"
Advantage:
DUers

[Viking12]

2. HEY! Lawn care is pretty much the extent of my exercise

Well that and chasing two toddlers around. All that other stuff gets in the way of my smoking habit. :smoke:

[HEyHEY]

3. Don't private militia's count as military service?

[DrDan]

4. pretty close, but forgot a few

FReeper Hobbies - you forgot Cheating on Taxes, Michael-Moore-Bashing, Wasting 3 Hours per day on Sean Insanity, fawning over Ann-the-Man Coulter


Teeth
DUers- yes
FReepers- 3-10, various shades of brown


Heros

DUers - intelligent, productive members of society
FReepers - packing, drawl, knuckle-draggers

[EstimatedProphet]

5. you forgot housing

DUers: apartments, small houses, ranch houses small farms
Freepers: Trailers (so long as rusty cars on blocks are in the front yard)

[DrDan]

6. oh yeah - forgot these

Tipple of Choice

DUers - premium beers, fine wines, top-drawer liquors

FReepers - Busch Beer or Wine-in-a-Box


Cleaniliness Habits

DUers - showers or bathes daily, fresh clothes daily, brushes teeth after meals

FReepers - walks through puddles,

[sasquatch]

7. FReepers-Bud Lite or any other lite beer