I need to mow my lawn and do my homework

[Hello_Kitty]

But I can't stop surfing DU! Help! OK, 10 more minutes and I'll go, I swear.

[tech3149]

1. Yea Right

Face it! You're addicted.
Hi my name is Jeff and I'm a du addict.

[clydefrand]

2. Deleted dupe

[clydefrand]

3. Me, too; this is the 12 step program??

Ok, so we admit it. Now what? Just wait until this election is over and have withdrawal symptoms. I can't wait until our men are in there and attempting to bring our country back to its senses. So much damage has been done that I fear it's going to take quite a while.

[clydefrand]

4. Deleted dupe. My computer is acting up.

[PittLib]

5. I need to mow the lawn ...

and winterize my swimming pool and finish a garden project that I began over a month ago and haven't touched since I discovered DU! Yes, I am an addict. I just recommended this site to someone ... but had to add a disclaimer for its addictive properties! :freak:

[madinmaryland]

7. Get some sheep!

There are plenty of sheeple in this world!

[Hello_Kitty]

9. I actually would like some sheep

My 2 dogs are Shelties, or Shetland Sheepdogs. If I had sheep, they could use their herding instincts on them. As it is, all they have to herd are me and the cat. I feel bad for them.

[PittLib]

11. In all honesty ...

I considered buying a pygmy goat. Hmmm ...

[plcdude]

6. come on now

head out and get your stuff done.

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. Just don't scream and shout while you're out there, okay??

;) :hi:

[Skittles]

10. I WILLKICK YOUR ASS CCBOMBS

YES INDEED

[Hello_Kitty]

12. Ok, but let me get my homework done first.

I mow the lawn tomorrow.

[Skittles]

13. sounds like a plan

NOW GET TO IT. :7

[Hello_Kitty]

14. I'm done with my homework and ready for my beating

[Skittles]

15. GOOD LORD

ANOTHER MATCOM IN THE MAKING. :D

[RetroLounge]

16. Bite your tongue...

or Matcom's...

RL