i was in the world's scariest nudie bar over the weekend

[commander bunnypants]

in scaryville N. Carolina. Went camping in the mountains and a friend had to go to this bar. Between 7 strippers they had about four good teeth. He kept throwing bills in front of me, and this one stripper was like Demman is so scared- damn right with her black teeth. I could only think. Please dont touch me Please dont touch me


DDQM

[demnan]

1. I guess your wife approved that visit

after all, it can only make her look good!

[commander bunnypants]

2. grudginly

but I dont habituate bars

DDQM

[Elidor]

3. You were in a reverse-strip club

If you give them enough money, they'll put their clothes back on.

[kick-ass-bob]

4. Where the hell was this?

I could've told you not to go to strip bars in the mtns of NC....

but did you ask....noooooo!

[auburngrad82]

6. I've heard of another good one east of Raleigh

I don't know the name of the place but it's a double-wide trailer with picnic tables end to end as the runway for the strippers. Kind of scary when you get outside the cities in NC. When we first moved here there was a bar about a mile from our house called "Redneck Haven". My girlfriend and I wanted to do an American Gothic type photo in front of it but before we could it changed names.

[kick-ass-bob]

7. Oh yeah - I've heard of that one too.

Definitely scary.
:scared:

[commander bunnypants]

8. Babydolls

eom

DDQM

[madmom]

5. a job is a job

glad you stayed to help support there gainful employment.Hope you tipped enough to afford med insurance.

[underpants]

9. Not the topless carwash in Charlotte?

They have one there.

[GingerSnaps]

10. They don't have Dental Insurance?

Those girls must have been chewing tobacco before the show :show: and it got stuck in between their teeth.

How old were they?