I think I have Mono. Ask me anything.

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1. Did you know that "mono" is the Spanish word for "monkey"?

What will you do with this monkey?

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5. Try to get him out of the whitehouse.

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13. Fair enough! (n/t)

:hi:

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2. Did you know it's going to make your package shrink up and fall off?

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3. That's what I hear! Not so bad, I don't get much use out of the thing.

[Lizz612]

4. Who have you been kissing?

Or should we wait to see who else get sick?

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6. Unfortunately, no.

Shared cups/did keg stands at a bachelor party, we all shared the same tap, and whoops the Groom has mono. DAMMIT!!!

[Lizz612]

7. Thats what you say now

Just wait till the best man gets those photos developed.....

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9. Hey, that blow up doll we passed around gave full consent!

[Nikia]

12. I've had 2 boyfriends get mono, but I haven't had it

My sister has also had boyfriends who have developed mono but not gotten it either. I've read various theories about this, but I don't know which is medical truth. My husband, who was one of the boyfriends who got it thinks that I am a carrier.

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8. I had it when I was in college

Terrible sore throat. Here's what I suggest. Lots of sleep and lots of ice cold water. I kicked it in about 3 weeks. The doctor was amazed.

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10. I haven't actually seen the doctor yet (I'm going tomorrow)

But my syptoms: Body aches, very tired all the time, loss of appetite. There are about 7 key syptoms, and these are three of them, so there is still hope! AND OF COURSE I take the LSAT on Saturday, so the timing is just stellar.

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11. And I got it from sharing a beer with this girl

at a bar. She was an old friend and I didn't find out till yers later that she had mono and gave it to me. I had no idea it was that contageous.