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Lindacooks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 07:52 PM
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My God, the chimp is looking old and bruised:
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XanaDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 07:53 PM
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1. WTF is on his left cheek?
Edited on Wed Sep-29-04 07:54 PM by LibertyChick
EOM.
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Goldmund Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 07:54 PM
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4. Don't you mean left cheek?
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XanaDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 07:55 PM
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7. Yup. Pardon me.
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Goldmund Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 07:57 PM
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11. They're probably training him for the debate
If he answers as he's supposed to, he gets a banana. If he doesn't...
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lancdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 07:54 PM
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5. Stigmata
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no_hypocrisy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 08:03 PM
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17. Doesn't look like "666", but I'm still sure it's the mark of the Devil.
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PDittie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 09:59 PM
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26. Looks like gin blossoms to me
which, for those of you not in the know, are the burst capillaries on the nose and face that result from long-term chronic alcohol abuse.
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lancdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 07:54 PM
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2. And what's with the chicken neck?
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nini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 07:56 PM
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9. no kidding....
how old is he anyway?


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DoBotherMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 08:00 PM
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14. 59...his mother didn't age well either <eom>
Edited on Wed Sep-29-04 08:01 PM by DanaM
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 07:54 PM
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3. "Now I am become death, the destroyer of En-guh-lish"
Ka-boom
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 07:54 PM
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6. Oh yeah,
He's NOT drinking or snorting. Right!:eyes:
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mr_hat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 07:55 PM
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8. He's trying to squeeze out a thought.
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Lady Effingbroke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 08:00 PM
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15. mental constipation.
:hurts:
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 11:27 PM
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31. LOL! But hey, I think he's literally full of shit, too.
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 07:56 PM
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10. Check out the Gin Blossoms.
He's no dry drunk. He's definately wet.
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GainesT1958 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 07:59 PM
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13. My thoughts "exactically"...
Sure signs of an alcoholic who's completely OFF the barstool--and on the floor!:eyes:

B-)
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donco6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 07:59 PM
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12. He looks more like his cartoon every day. eom
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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 08:01 PM
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16. At least he's not ORANGE.
Take that, libbie!
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democrat in Tallahassee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 08:05 PM
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18. no he's gray all over, face, hair, yuk
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nini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 08:07 PM
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19. you know he just looks old from all that hard work he's done in his life
HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 08:10 PM
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20. working for a living has taking toll.
hard to imagine, but the prez gig is the real job the bozo ever had.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 08:11 PM
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21. His adam's apple has sprouted moss or maybe that's his north side.
:dunce:

For a man who sees only black and white he sure is looking rather grey these days.
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 08:13 PM
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22. Plus...
He is growing some kind of extra head out of his right shoulder.
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Crunchy Frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 09:08 PM
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23. He's growing hair on his neck.
Eeeeew!
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VegasWolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 09:14 PM
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24. 100 mg of paxil a day will do that to you. * has been getting 2 excited.
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 09:15 PM
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25. looking almost as bad as daddy when he was behind
The polls are rigged.
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 11:02 PM
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27. Good God! Are his eyes getting closer together? Is that possible?
He looks very troubled. Maybe he just got today's Ohio poll numbers?
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bo44 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 11:09 PM
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28. Human Buttwipe
Having your face used as toilet paper by the BFEE leaves dookkkie stains.
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 11:14 PM
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29. DAYUM
Edited on Wed Sep-29-04 11:16 PM by Moonbeam_Starlight
Is he aging exponentially or something?

WTF is happening to him??? Here is a pic from four years ago:



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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 11:20 PM
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30. This is an older, funny pic
Edited on Wed Sep-29-04 11:23 PM by Moonbeam_Starlight


This one is from 2000, too:



I just realized something. That new pic at the top of this thread? He is WAY thinner than he used to be. That is adding to the much older look.

OK finally a closer up look at 2000:



Father Time is NOT being kind to Chucklenuts. Not at ALL.
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 11:28 PM
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32. not nearly enough
:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:
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