"They hate us for our CAPTIONS"

[Crankie Avalon]

"La da dee...shouldn'ta had that last boilermaker...
WHOOOOOOAAAH!!!!! My f*ckin' leg!!!
This salutifyin' bastard distracted me!!!"


"Afore we begin, thanks fer the loyalty oath Bill..."


"...I broke my promise...now keep your disssstance...
I broke my prohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmise..."


"SATAN, I'M HOME!"

[Crankie Avalon]

1. nt

"Jenna, what in tarnation happened to yer arm??!! Did y'all
pass out around yer "friends", again?"

[Crankie Avalon]

2. nt

"Oh, Karl, I'd love to...I thought you'd never ask!"

[LDS Jock]

3. the third one is mocking Evita I take it

lets hope he dies like Evita too... slow and drawn out

[Crankie Avalon]

4. nt

"Hot damn, that looks like fun! Hey, Karl, look at this picture...
now why cain't I make campaign stops like that? What's that?
Oh, yeah...right."

[Bossy Monkey]

5. Wow, great work! Keep 'em comin', W; you're much better at this than

presidenticating.:)

[StlMo]

6. W: "What the hell is Bill short for anyway?"

W: "What the hell is Bill short for anyway?"

[StlMo]

7. W: "How did Grampy Prescott do that special salute again?"

W: "How did Grampy Prescott do that special salute again?"

[StlMo]

8. W: "Maybe it was a bad idea to let North Korea develop nukes."

W: "Maybe it was a bad idea to let North Korea develop nukes."

[Crankie Avalon]

9. Hah!

:toast:

[StlMo]

10. Kick For Captions

:kick:

[Bundbuster]

11. AWOL and Sen. Ben "Turncoat" Campbell

"Hey uncle tom-tom, whyncha take off that eagle so I cin rub yer head."

[Bundbuster]

12. AWOL & Allawi

"See that there, pal? I been shittin' all over it fer 4 years and nobuddy's even noticed. I'll git ya one a yer own."

[Crankie Avalon]

14. "The 50 stars...

...representicate...ummmm...like...the number 50, which is approximetrically one-half of the 100, our highest-priced paper currency...the 13 stripes are fer the thirteen or so apostles of our Lord and Saviour, Jesus H. Christ...or sumthin' like that."

[Crankie Avalon]

13. nt

"C'mon, people, do yer patriotistic duty and show
some love fer ol' Abdullawi, here--I'm confident
we won't need to go back and depose-jucate his ass
fer at least five or six years!"

[Crankie Avalon]

15. nt

"DRUNK? DRUNK??? WHAT THE F*CK YOU MEAN,
"DRUNK"??? WATCH ME TOUCH MY FINGERS TOGETHER,
ASSHOLE...OK, Wait, lemme try again..."

[wickerwoman]

16. #1: "Do,do,do,do,do You can Swiff-it..."

[Crankie Avalon]

17. nt

"...You may ask yourself...Where does that highway GO to?
And you may ask yourself...Am I right?...Am I wrong?
And you may say to yourself--MY GOD!...WHAT HAVE I DONE?"

(Sorry, you probably need to be old enough to have been a Talking Heads fan for this one.)

[kmla]

26. Same as it ever was, same as it ever was....

Bwahahahaha! Good one.

And I am old enough to remember that video....

[NYC Liberal]

18. January 20, 2005

[Crankie Avalon]

19. "Congratulations, soldier...

...hope the war goes really, really gooooood fer ya--Oh, and enjoy the movie!"

[no name no slogan]

22. nt

Great job, soljer. And sorry about the toilet paper shortage at Abu Ghraib. But I'm sure you jarheads got by jes' fine using yer hands to.....hey--

[StlMo]

32. Ha, ha, ha

:)

[StlMo]

20. W: "What do you mean, I have to fulfill my National Guard duty?"

W: "What do you mean, I have to fulfill my National Guard duty?"
W: "I don't wanna die in an oil war!"

[Crankie Avalon]

21. Hah!

"This thing's goin' where??? Leggo my hand, Jarhead!!! I gotta git my ass oughta here!!!!!"

[Crankie Avalon]

23. "Compassion? COMPASSION???...

...y'all want "compassion"? Well, check out
the sign in backa me--ohhhhhhh, and lookee,
here, a person o' the non-white persuasion
settin' right next ta yers truly. So, how much
more compassionated can a feller be???

[Crankie Avalon]

24. nt

"CURSES!!! My own shameless flag-waving trick used against
me...I'm mellllllllllting!"

[skip fox]

25. "Look, I'd really LIKE to be coming with you, but I got president stuff

to do and like a campaign and then to Crawford for a long kick-back.. . . But, well . . . you know I was in the Guard don't you? . . And like there was this one time when I cut my finger really bad on a form . . . you know, a paper cut . . . and I KNOW it wasn't under fire or anything . . . but it WAS a form for the government and all . . . so don't you think I should at least be put up for a Purple Heart? . . . I mean, it's only fair."

[Crankie Avalon]

27. nt

"Y'all kids in today's army keep doin' it the way y'all's
commanders want...but back in my granpappy's day he
taught us ta click our heels an' salute like this!"

[Crankie Avalon]

28. nt

"Gals and fellers, we're here at the headquarters o' the Social
Security Administration's new Bureau of Privatized Investment,
because all our nation's seniors deserve a shot at a secure
retirement...about this much of a shot, in factment."

[StlMo]

31. Good one!

.

[Bundbuster]

29. the bund

"Gutten Nacht, Amerikkka!"

[Crankie Avalon]

30. Hey, I'm actually using the right arm in that one...

...granpappy Prescott would be so proud.

[Crankie Avalon]

33. nt

"Hey, Dade County, Dick Cheney
taught me a new gesture fer ya!"