Today is Alan Colmes's birthday. - Democratic Underground

JohnLocke

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Fri Sep-24-04 09:02 PM
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Today is Alan Colmes's birthday.

Surely us DUers will wish him happy birthday? ;)

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Magrittes Pipe

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Fri Sep-24-04 09:05 PM
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1. Happy birthday, you fuckin' pussy.

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JohnnyRingo

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Fri Sep-24-04 09:12 PM
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8. Hahahaha

How much money does Alan Colmes charge the network to rent his soul and credibility.

They would STILL have to pay me more not to throw a hot cup of coffee on Hannity once a night.

He could get a job somewhere else if he didn't like being a tool of the right.

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RetroLounge

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Fri Sep-24-04 09:06 PM
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2. F*ck him, he's a snivelling wuss

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dolo amber

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Fri Sep-24-04 09:06 PM
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3. Happy B'day, Alan!!

Look!! I've bought you a spine!! :party:

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skooooo

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Fri Sep-24-04 09:07 PM
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4. He's a loser.

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alittlelark

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Fri Sep-24-04 09:07 PM
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5. Happy Birthday to you

you cowardly ball-licking shrew
The entire Left hate you
And the Right hates you too!!!!

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Lord_StarFyre

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Fri Sep-24-04 09:08 PM
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6. May we should send Mr, Surrender

ooops, I mean Mr. Colmes some BALLS or a Spine for his birthday...

Friggin Brown Nosing weasel.

Just once, I'd like to see him hall off and tell that arrogant prick Hannity to sit the hell down, and shut the fuck up...

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BootinUp

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Fri Sep-24-04 09:10 PM
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7. Happy Birthday Alan...

you wimp. :)

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punpirate

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Fri Sep-24-04 09:13 PM
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9. Good. Let's all chip in...

... and buy him a pair of balls.

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kodi

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Fri Sep-24-04 09:23 PM
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10. invertebrates have balls?

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punpirate

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Fri Sep-24-04 09:38 PM
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13. Good question...

... but you'll have to ask the biologists about that. :)

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Endangered Specie

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Fri Sep-24-04 09:25 PM
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11. Happy Birthday, my spineless buddy.

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donheld

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Fri Sep-24-04 09:28 PM
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12. Happy Birthday to Sean's Slave

:spank:

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TroubleMan

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Fri Sep-24-04 09:40 PM
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14. Hmmm.... Hanity is to Colmes as:

Mr. Garrison is to Mr. Slave?

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no_hypocrisy

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Sat Sep-25-04 01:41 AM
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15. Happy Birthday Alan. Here's my wish for your birthday: do your show

your way, not Fox's. Come back to us. We miss you.

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Tom Kitten

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Sat Sep-25-04 01:51 AM
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16. I liked Al Franken's take on his biography...

"Back To You Sean...The Alan Colmes Story"...

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ronzo

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Sat Sep-25-04 02:16 AM
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17. ahem...

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday, "liberal to be determined"
Happy... aw fuggit.

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fujiyama

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Sat Sep-25-04 05:58 AM
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18. He's a Tom Daschle democrat

or wait, is Tom Daschle a Colmesish democrat?

Then again, Colmes is on a league of his own when it comes to cowardly spinless pansy "liberals".

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