So, who wants to see a picture of me? (contains nudity)

[Magrittes Pipe]

You pervert! :o

[terrya]

1. Damn!

That was low....

:-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. That's what they tell me.

:evilgrin:

[terrya]

8. You know, of course...

At the next Chicago DU meetup, if you're there...I hope I don't find myself staring at your crotch all night.

:-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. How would that be different from the last one?

:shrug:

:P

[terrya]

13. Was I THAT obvious???

Oh, dear.....

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. Oh, don't fret. It was terribly flattering.

:)

[terrya]

"whew". I don't want to sit there gaping or anything.

I'll be a bit more subtle next time. :-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. May I suggest a camera-phone?

Mirrors on the shoes can also assist one in clandestine ogling.

[terrya]

21. That's a good idea!

I can be on the phone..."talking to someone".

Thanks for the suggestion! Be sure and wear tight jeans, ok? :-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. If you'd prefer, I could wear my leather pants.

[terrya]

25. Yes, you could.

I didn't know you owned leather pants.

You certainly could do that.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

28. Ew. Leather Pants.

This isn't 1986, y'know.

[Magrittes Pipe]

33. It is ALWAYS 1986 on my ass.

[Susang]

53. 1986 is hip this year

Your ass is stylin'! :smoke:

[tigereye]

40. even I have leather pants

it is 1986 in part of my closet

[Screaming Lord Byron]

41. I imagine you would be a more pleasant sight in leather pants than him.

[tigereye]

47. I should hope so

I have some of those really weird ones with all kinds of buttons, etc. They look really weird in this day and age and have been relegated to the bowels of the closet. How about him is a leather skirt, though? ;)

[Magrittes Pipe]

43. I think it's time for you to put a pic in the gallery.

[tigereye]

49. yeah I have a good one but I need my husband to

put it on Flicker or whatever he is using, so I can upload it. With me wearing my leather jacket and Joey Ramone mem. t- shirt. But I am afraid I can only send it to a few of my buddies. I really don't want my pic out there in the big bad world for all to see. Even in leather.

[Magrittes Pipe]

29. Whyever would I not have leather pants?

One should always dress to impress.

[terrya]

31. That's true. But not all of us can wear leather pants.

But I can definitely see you in a pair.

[Magrittes Pipe]

34. No cow will die in vain around me.

It'll either be eaten or worn.

[okieinpain]

3. uhhhh, I clicked this link because the cia was just guessing

that you were naked.

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. The CIA wouldn't know my weapon of ass destruction if it...

...never mind. O8)

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. I am NOT a pervert. I didn't even click on this thread!!! You can't prove

it!!!

Hell, if it works for Bush...it works for me. :hi:

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. What's this of bush?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

5. Again?

No.

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. It is permanently etched in your mind.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

10. When I dream, it is all I see.

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. I am the wet spot on the mattress of life.

[redqueen]

14. You too?

[Magrittes Pipe]

17. I am on everyone's minds when they go to bed.

I'm just like V.D. :bounce:

[redqueen]

24. No... not in a worried or fearful way.

More like indigestion.

[Magrittes Pipe]

30. Your eyes bigger than your stomach?

:shrug:

[redqueen]

35. As always!

[Magrittes Pipe]

38. It's good to want things.

:evilgrin:

[redqueen]

46. Yes. Yes, it is.

Like kielbasa!

Dammit I still need to find out if I've already missed Oktoberfest. Dammit!

[tigereye]

42. you are overworking this metaphor al

[Magrittes Pipe]

44. I am starting a meme here, dammit!

x(

[tigereye]

45. oops sorry

missed the deconstuction angle there...

[XNASA]

16. Is it this one?

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. That's your response to EVERYTHING.

:eyes:

[XNASA]

36. I'm consistent.

If anything.

[Magrittes Pipe]

39. Yes. Yes, you are.

[chiburb]

26. I think it's this one:

[prolesunited]

20. Well, fine!

I bet if I edited mine, I would get more responses! :mad:

[Magrittes Pipe]

27. Nobody fucks with the copycatting Jesus.

Hey -- what do Jesus and I have in common? We're both hung! :D

[daveskilt]

48. John Turturro is a bloody genius

If I could do the jesus the bowler vistory dance I could die a happy man.

[LeighAnn]

23. You mean this one?

http://www.dirtynastysexy.com/alhedges.html

~*WOW*~

[Magrittes Pipe]

32. Oh, I ain't clickin' that at work.

:wtf:

[Donkeyboy75]

37. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[RetroLounge]

50. Like anyone hasn't seen them already?

RL

[Maleficus]

51. You have a nice...

wait...there's nothing there. :evilgrin:

[Susang]

52. Been there, done that

Don't you have anything new to tell the class?